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TonyDanza

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

About Me


TonyDanza started off as a joke, then became a mild annoyance and now refuse to go away.
TonyDanza was formed in September 2006 after Darryll Jones (drums) and Philip Zaayman (bass) met on a heavy metal forum (Twilight-X.com) and decided to while away the time jamming tunes and posing for photographs. The arrangement become slightly more serious when Dane Richards (guitar) joined the following week and they all learned a song.
After several unsuccesful attempts to expand the band with various vocalists, second guitarists, tambourine players and cage dancers, the band settled on the power-trio format with Phil assuming vocal duties as well.
With Dane being the only one with real band experience, the band taught themselves to play several covers ranging from Black Sabbath, Metallica, Motorhead and Deep Purple. They even composed their own song to boot.
They also endured several name changes before settling on TonyDanza, paying homage to the great American actor and his TV daughter in the sitcom "Who's The Boss". Discarded names included: Kroeg, TerrorFlop, Munchhausen, SOB, et al.
The band played their first gigs at the Dragon's Lounge in Edenvale in early 2007, sharing the stage with the likes of ... And Chaos, Architecture of Agression, Dark Matter and Nevame. After a relatively successfull first gig, the band expanded their repertoire and played festivals such as GrimFest in March 2007, the first Season's Wither festival, Summoning and various smaller gigs. Always expanding their repertoire, the set eventually included three originals and a host of covers that seemed to go down well with the audiences.
Various other muso's shared the stage and band room, guesting with TonyDanza in one form or another, showing us the ropes and guiding, including Hugo Pelzer (ex-C4, now with Conscript), Louis Du Pisani (Knave), Dani Lambinon (ex-Agro and -FearFall), Shane Pennicott (Agro), Brian Collins (Stone The Free), Stephan Stabic (Gadabout) and Ralph Margo (ex-Tyburn, now with Misericord). Special thanks to Opi and Brian's neighbours for enduring the noise and for the band Rotti, Legion for peeing on the amps and crotch-sniffing.
Hugo stood in for Dane on guitars at GrimFest 2007 with the latter had to go overseas. Brian Collins also stood in for Darryll at MotherFudd 2008 with the latter was becoming a father. Both these chaps did sterling jobs and MotherFudd saw the band play to it's largest audience yet.
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Member Since: 1/24/2007
Band Website: theward.co.za
Band Members: Dane Richards - Guitar

Darryll Jones - Drums

Philip Zaayman - Bass & Vox

What we are unlike live

TonyDanza plays Orgasmatron live.



Our first gig ... the first song. A bit of a swing intro. Bad sound on video, but good crowd. Enjoy.

TonyDanza plays their Own Song!



Here's a little songe we wrote, we'll mess it up note for note, but don't worry, be happy ...

TonyDanza plays Motorhead live.



TonyDanza's first gig. The last song. Our favourite. Enjoy.

Influences: A bit of a conundrum:
Dane (Guitar) likes: Pretty Maids, Metallica, Blind Guardian

Darryll (Drums) likes: Tool, Mars Volta, At The Drive-In, White Stripes, Iron Maiden, Obituary

Philip (Bass) likes: Motorhead, Motley Crue, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Savatage, Ratt, Dokken

We ALL like: Good heavy music. And despite our age differences, we still know how to party.
Sounds Like: Manto and Shilowa parallel-parking the Gautrain in your latrine ...

and NOT like this:

Record Label: We are unmanageable ...
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Our bio, as it was.

TonyDanza started off as a joke, then became a mild annoyance and now refuse to go away. Hello traveler, we are TonyDanza! Formed not in a mining town in '58, yet founded in September 2006, a couple o...
Posted by TonyDanza on Wed, 07 May 2008 04:23:00 PST

MotherFUDD 2008 -- whatta partee

We had the privilege of opening the festival on the friday night.  Dar the drummer was preparing to become a fazsha so Mr Brian Collins (Stone The Free) substituted on drums. Was a very good gig...
Posted by TonyDanza on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:29:00 PST

Dragons Lounge Music .. 18 May 2007

We had a real killer 3rd gig.  We played at Dragons Lounge in the Vale again.  Very cool venue.  Will Post some footage later in the week. See a review by PaganPrincess here ...
Posted by TonyDanza on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:20:00 PST

Our second gig ... GrimFest!!

We played our second gig at a major rock and metal fest at Tempos with 28 bands on 2 stages .... read all about it right here!! ...
Posted by TonyDanza on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST

Our first gig!!!

  We played our first EVER gig outside the band room last Saterday. We were fortunate to be asked to play at The Dragons Lounge in Edenvale along such great bands such as AoA, HotelHead, Erebus ...
Posted by TonyDanza on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:21:00 PST