I smoke too many cigarettes. I drink far too much coffee
If you are so curious to know something about me, just ask. It will be easier on both of us that me trying to read your mind. AIM: IronAndSulfur
"HELP! I'm stuck in a glass box" said the shitty Mime
Name: Spencer
Birthday: October, 22, 1981
Birthplace: Mahstins Mills, MA
Current Location: Prov'dince, Rhodiland
Eye Color: Piercing
Hair Color: Shocking
Height: Ample
Right Handed or Left Handed: Hooked
Your Heritage: In the past
The Shoes You Wore Today: were on my feet
Your Weakness: petrifies me
Your Fears: will be overcome
Your Perfect Pizza: is a platter of raw fish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: will be accomplished
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: is annoying
Thoughts First Waking Up: is a barely coherent plea for nicotine
Your Best Physical Feature: is the one people respond most to
Your Bedtime: is barely an afterthought
Your Most Missed Memory: has been forgotten
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: whiskey
Single or Group Dates: cigarettes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sex
Chocolate or Vanilla: coffee
Cappuccino or Coffee: strawberry
Do you Smoke: like a tire factory engulfed
Do you Swear: I weave tapestries of obscenity that to this day still hang over Lake Michigan
Do you Sing: like a canary in a mine
Do you Shower Daily: with love and water
Have you Been in Love: like a heart attack
Do you want to go to College: depends on how many keychains I have to sell for my Masters
Do you want to get Married: Only for the furniture
Do you belive in yourself: no..*disappears in a puff of logic*
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I'm standing still
Do you think you are Attractive: If only I was
Are you a Health Freak: bad health, yes
Do you get along with your Parents: that depends on what sense of along you mean
Do you like Thunderstorms: when they are overhead
Do you play an Instrument: heartstrings, and I'm very good
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: only when I breathe
In the past month have you Smoked: only when I drink, see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: by definition, every day
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nadda fingah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: and that kid was back on the escalator again!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes, I had to steal them using my illegal ninja moves
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fish heads fish heads rolly-polly fish heads
In the past month have you been on Stage: I swept and mopped it.
In the past month have you been Dumped: into a 55 gallon drum
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: well, the acid did disolve my clothes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: glances
Ever been Drunk: enough
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, but that bottle of Gin had it coming
Ever been Beaten up: Im in emotional traction
Ever Shoplifted: that rack of DVDs was heavy
How do you want to Die: I am FOREVER!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Old
What country would you most like to Visit: Luxemburg
In a Girl...
Favourite Eye Color: intense
Favourite Hair Color: self-defining
Short or Long Hair: how hard do you like it pulled?
Height: is a positive
Weight: enough to stay on the ground in a strong breeze
Best Clothing Style: is on the outside of the skin
Number of Drugs I have taken: should be less than the number of deaths it took to build the Great Wall Of China
Number of Books I own: should be able to wallpaper my heart
Number of Piercings: more or less than Caesar's stab wounds
Number of Tattoos: less than, equal to or greater than the amount of characters in this phrase
Number of things in my Past I Regret: is an exponentially decreasing integer
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