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You want to know me. If you don't already you should probably try, I mean, you don't want to be behind the times do you? In a few short weeks, everyone will be wearing their I'm friends with Tory badge. To get yours, simply send me money, or pay me a really good compliment. Sometimes, when my popular schedule allows I'm also an artist, which is kind of like being popular, only instead of telling people how much I rule, I make things pretty. I have massive self esteem fluctuations, due to my mom beating me, but I'm usually just kidding. Like right now. See how I'm kidding. I love my job...a lot. Sometimes I hate the circumstances, but we all have that to deal with. Most people would describe me with some kind of loud noise. I have an inherent love for all people. I strive to live in a world where people make the most of themselves. I'm terribly social, and go stir crazy if left by myself for more than four hours. I like to draw in the middle of the night. I love sushi, olives, and cheese. When drinking I prefer to go someplace where I can get a good martini, and the atmosphere suggests a James Bond flick. I like Sci-fi, but only when it's relevent. I love chess, and I'm not ashamed of it. I'm only ashamed that I'm bad at it. I like hiding in boxes of packing peanuts and ordering instructions at my painters. I still enjoy playing in the mud, and peeling paint is the most strangely satisfying thing in the world. I like being philosophical or political when I'm drunk. I like contrasts. Like an athiest goth with 4000 piercings being baptized in North Carolina. I like to make jewelry out of hex nuts and washers. I like to cook, but only for other people, preferably large groups of people. I have five brothers, a Chef, a Psychiatrist, a Cook, a Mechanic, and a Lawyer. I have one sister, and she does the theatre thing too. I have nine nephews, one niece, and another niece on the way. I recently became a great Aunt. To another boy. I think my genes are sexist.
Your Birthdate: October 12
You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame.
You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them.
Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing.
You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship.
Your strength: Your charm
Your weakness: Your extreme manipulation tactics
Your power color: Indigo
Your power symbol: Four leaf clover
Your power month: December
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First Name: Victoria
Middle Name: Elise Swan
Birthday: October 12 (Columbus day 1982)
Eyes: Blue gray green
Hair: Usually some shade of reddish
Fav color: Merlot, and the color the sky turns right before the excrement hits the fan.
Day/Night: Night
Fave Food: Olives, gin, sushi, and the stuff Bennett used to make when we got drunk.
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? No, but I often wish to be called by my middle names.
Do you like anyone? Today...yes, I like LOTS of people. Some more than others.
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Prolly Lora
Who's the loudest? ummm me. Definately me. Often frightened by the loudness of my own voice.
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Bennett. He's known me all 23 years.
Who's the shyest: Dunno, I'm usually to busy being obtrusive.
Are you close to any family members? Yes. Most of them most of the time. Even the estranged ones.
When you cried the most: Losing a parent.
What's the best feeling in the world: Accomplishment
Worst Feeling: Hurting someone.
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: plank
Let's run through: woods
Let's look at the: whale
What a nice: sky
Where did all the: straight men go?
Why can't you: suck less?
Silly, little: red ress.
Tell me: more.
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: A little, but I was usually kicked out instead.
Pictured your crush naked: Oh yes.
Skipped school: Yeah, just a little bit
Broken someone's heart: Don't think so.
Been in love: Yeah, but don't make me admit it.
Cried when someone died: Like no other tears.
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Every day. It keeps me striving.
Done something embarrassing: Every day. It keeps me laughing.
Done a drug: Yes
Cried in school: Yes
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: Lady Guenivere knot.
Person You Hate Most: I don't hate. I worry.
Best Thing That Has Happened: Finding my passion
Ice Cream: Timpone's Gelato...and I know the recipe!
WHO Makes you laugh the most: Erin
Makes you smile: Mitch
Has A Crush On You: Every gay man, and about three straight ones.
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Yes, but Johhny Depp won't return my phone calls.
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: Yes
Made out with JUST a friend?: Yes
Kissed two people in the same day?: Yes
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: Yes, but don't tell anyone.
Been rejected: . Everyday
Been in love?: Yes....but I don't like to admit it.
Been used?: Yes.
Done something you regret?: No regrets, lots of learning experiences.
Cheated on someone?: Not technically
Been called a tease: Every day.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: Mitch
You talked to on the phone?: Mitch
You hugged?: Mitch
You instant messaged?: Nelson
You kissed?: Casey
You yelled at?: Mitch
Who text messaged you?: Chris Levine
Who broke your heart?: Not telling
Who told you they loved you?: Like in love with you? Never.
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