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Miss Nophi to you!

...In my satin tights, Fighting for your rights...

About Me



If I Am Not Being Creative, I Am Not Happy!

My Interests

creativity, aristic expression, a good story, laughing out loud, my IPOD, dancing like ya mean it, sangin' in harmony, neology, walking the earth, finding jeans for every occasion, the container store, wholesale jewelry, drunken karaoke, solving mysteries, plum wine, things considered taboo, spontaneous 'soul train' lines, IMDB, traveling, YouTube, acquiring things for free, and talking sh*t with friends.

I'd like to meet:


The Good Kind of Crazy,

Not the Certifiable Kind!

Music:

Stevie, Chaka, Prince, Outkast, Ella, Bob Marley, Earth Wind and Fire, The Beatles, Louis Jordan, Nancy Wilson, Marvin Gaye, Cyndi Lauper, James Taylor, Donny and Roberta, Chico Buarque, Take 6, all of the Jacksons (yes, Tito too! and sometimes even Latoya), Sheila Nicholls and all the rest of my über-talened friends (Antwon, Has, Sabac, Chapella, Raliegh, Mario V, Alia Marie, Meleni... *hey that rhymes lol*... too many to name 'em all - but I'd like to give a ShoutOut 2 my god-baby-daddy), Brian Mcknight before he started 'dancing', angry singer-songwriters, catchy tunes in languages I don't understand, showtunes, old school hip-hop, live 70's soul with vocal audiences, big band tunes, cheesy 80's music, cheesier 70's music.

Movies:

Fight Club, All About Eve, The Color Purple, City of God, The Breakfast Club, Once Were Warriors, Rear Window, Heathers, Battle Royale, Hollywood Shuffle, Annie (circa 1982), Sophie's Choice, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Finding Nemo, Rope, Quills, A Tale of Two Sisters, The Wiz, Clue, Coming to America, The Last Dragon, Crouching Tiger - Hidden Dragon, Kung Fu Hustle, Singin' In The Rain, Pirates of the Carribean (the first one with all the Depp Close-ups), Lady Sings the Blues, Mahogany (1 star my @ss timewarner cable!), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Nobody Knows, The Lives Of Others, and It's a Wonderful Life. Netflix is about to become my b!tch!

Television:

The Daily Show, South Park, Extras, The Best Week Ever, Absolutely Fabulous, City of Men, Oprah, The Cosby Show, Moonlighting, Jem, The Twilight Zone, LOST (get back on the island and MAKE MY EPISODES!), Heroes (my power is the ability to not take your nonsense), Prison Break (Wentworth! Ju betta run before the polices come!), and I seriously heart Flight of the Conchords.

Books:

The Color Purple, Fight Club and pretty much anything by Chuck Palahniuk (whether it makes sense or not), Flowers for Algernon, The Monster At the End of This Book (deep!), A People's History of the United States, The Harry Potter Series, Dorothy Parker, This Book Will Change Your Life (it really didn't, but still) - remember R.I.F. - even if it's crap!

Heroes:

My Mom My Grandparents The Ancestors and Miss Oprah - "Don't nobody say nothin' bad about Miss Oprah!"

My Blog

You Tell Her!

You tell her Olbermann! I loooove to see sparks fly! woohoo!...
Posted by Miss Nophi to you! on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:15:00 PST

if you happen onto a train...

inhabited by not one but TWO less fortunate riders who have a powerful funk emanating from themdon’t be so quick to run to the next carenjoy one of the plentiful empty seatsand laugh until you c...
Posted by Miss Nophi to you! on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:56:00 PST

In Remembrance

i am sad to report the closing of the Duane Reade on the corner of 57th St and Broadway that stood directly across the street from the other Duane Reade on the corner of 57th St and Broadway. i'll mi...
Posted by Miss Nophi to you! on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:31:00 PST

My black friend isnt offended, why should you be?

"People really think they can get away with saying anything as long as they put a 'Ha Ha' after it" - my mom another worthy candidate of the power slap to the face program i have been tryi...
Posted by Miss Nophi to you! on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:02:00 PST

Post Birthday Reflection

Sometimesduring the moments when things are goingexactly not how you planned itwhen birthday plans don't go quite rightwhen expensive cameras crash to the groundwhen people test your last nerve on you...
Posted by Miss Nophi to you! on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:52:00 PST

mommy, where do stereotypes come from...

Ever hear the one about the pretty blonde girl who wasn't very bright? How about the one about the stupid American?like to see it? here it goes...(with subtitles - oh boy!) See her real an...
Posted by Miss Nophi to you! on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:47:00 PST

let's do the timewarp...

Today I saw 1989 walking down the street. He was fascinating for he truly had decided to embody the look of Hip Hop in 1989 completely and without shame. He had on tight ACID WASH jeans. He had a HIGH...
Posted by Miss Nophi to you! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:39:00 PST

Cops love Dunkin'

Yesterday I saw a cop with 2 huge bags of donuts.She was dead wrong for that -or was she exactly right?I am still not sure......
Posted by Miss Nophi to you! on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:20:00 PST

are words really necessary?

ladies and gentlemen,the president of the united states ...
Posted by Miss Nophi to you! on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:40:00 PST

is playtime really over?

This morning I saw one of the most disturbing commercials I've ever seen in my life. It was a commercial urging kids to go outside and play. WHAT??!!!!!!! I remember staring longingly out the window a...
Posted by Miss Nophi to you! on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST