Recent communication with God |
I have been to the top of the mountain and have spoken with Yaweh your elohim.His message was this (and I quote).Dear Humanity,QUIT IT you assholes.
Posted by jack_hass on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST |
My parents must freaking hate me! |
For fucking real?!?!HowManyOfMe.comThere are:21,260people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?...
Posted by jack_hass on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:28:00 PST |
Shoving one's things, in one's ass. |
(in Forrest-Gump-like accent) I'm not a smart man. But I know what a ketchup bottle does... and I don't think it's meant for (uggh.... eeegh..... ahhh......) this....
Posted by jack_hass on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 09:26:00 PST |
New Ampeg |
So for last nights show, there were some equipment transportation difficulties. I ended up having to buy new cab, an Ampeg SVT15E, to play the show. The guys from the.amber.code brought out my head to...
Posted by jack_hass on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 09:13:00 PST |
drooling on myself... |
So I normally attempt to stay awake on the subway, however, today riding home i kept passing out and waking up with my mouth WIDE open and almost (yes, almost) drooling on myself. i'm going to pass ou...
Posted by jack_hass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Everyone else has had more sex than me. |
A huge thanks to Josh for reminding me about this vid. So being the poser that i am, i have reposted it here for your enjoyment.
I know we've all felt this way....
Posted by jack_hass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
well PETA, you didn't fail. your success was, um... deferred |
apparently an association of British teachers called for the word "fail" to be banned from classrooms and replaced with the term "deferred success"
in other notes, PETA is calling for the town Fish...
Posted by jack_hass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Do you feel any safer yet??? |
Dude(s)!!!
I have the distinguished joy and pleasure of telling you that I am the first person that i know (personally) to have been selected (randomly, of course) to have my bag searched by New Yo...
Posted by jack_hass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
walking blow-job |
I always love (sarcasm here for those who DON'T know me) seeing these-types in public, you know, moderately pretty, always talk overly loud when they are on their cell phones (which is most of the tim...
Posted by jack_hass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Dave Chappelle's cousins, best friend's, aunt's, neighbor... |
I met and chatted w/ Dave's (yes, we are on a first name basis) guitarist on the Chappelle show. you know the one, the intro "chappelle show, chappellle show" all mississippi blues like. Anywho, he wa...
Posted by jack_hass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
