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M.

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



Eye'm tha potato, that beat yo Bitch-Asz in HALo; Eye'm off the couch, washed my crouch; but now it feelz lyke Mashed potato, B-tween my legz. After 2 beer kegz, My konkubine ain't 2 proud 2 beg, Potato Salad, this here Love Ballad, will have U skreamin' lyke a Feg...If, Eye'm talkin' spliff, kuz a blunt'z in my mouth, If, U talkin' pisz, it'z kuz Eye took my D*@K Out......HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHa...kome on Laugh w/ me.!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A bullet with Buttafly's wingz, a.K.a.a hard asz khick that don't take no Bull'ish..2 take thiz hard asz D!%K & quick 2 make me shut my lip when she C'z me overReacting, spazzin', or phlippin' out,& thoze tymez when Eye get Pushy shove Da P*$$Y in my Mouth.>>

My Blog

Ey' Run Phrom U, Az My RADIO Spewz Newz

Who hazn't kried themself,   2 sleep1 tyme Ey' kried myself,        2 sleepryte afta kryin' myself,         2 sleepLifekan have itz yearz, of unfair,when U wear,U're heart on U're sleeve;U ol' soul,  ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:49:00 GMT

U're DepHiNishuN Of A Real MAN:

A REAL Man:
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 15:54:00 GMT

BirthDay WysH 2 "I'm Not a Bitch, I just Play One On T.V."

After FebruarY 17th,We Wyll No Longer B capably, able 2 CU Play a Bytch On T.V.Unlesz We UpGradeLyke 9th, 2 12th Grade,Or get an HDT.V.U're gettin' Damn NearKlose 2 my AgeGuesz Ey'll UpGraDeMy T.V.Ey'...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:20:00 GMT

Speak 2 M.e, In a Language Ey’ kan Pheel

Hooked ^,w/ a ChaNooK,named LauRen.LauRen waz kinda boring,"She  had never been X'ploring.!?!",Nope.!Kuz LauRen'z kinda boring..& LauRen pigged out,juzt lyke Naugh.T.wore Ralph;even though Na...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 10:35:00 GMT

D’arcy Where Art Thou

B-kuz Ey' Misz U...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 10:58:00 GMT

MessAge 2 EeYack

Ey'M juzt Phckin' w/ U..!!Ey've been B-Z lyke the Peanut Butterengulfed in Jelly..The Bread formz Lipzlyke sandwichezC EmDoT rubbin' on hiz belly&Ey'm ecstaticlyke broadcast televisionin feb. 2009...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:50:00 GMT

Cry M.e an Ocean..

lined w/ U're E.motionzflooded pillowz from blood flowin'Orgazmic strokez..She Lozt kontrol M.go HoM.e M. workz done.
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:43:00 GMT

Eeyack from WAY BACK

Rememba back in the Club,Ey' rubb'd Up on ya, & said "What'z Good, w/ Uz, OBamaMama, U got some tyme 4 M.e 2 lick ya.?"U screamed out"PHuuuuuck U Ni66@.!!"whispered M.y thoughtz,that kame str-8 4't...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 01:15:00 GMT

She got That ASZ, Ey’ got 2 Look...but she won’t Look back

Neva meant 2 harm yaAsk Ya MaMa2 stop the drama...MayB Ey’ spent 2 much tyme ^ on ya..LluyVe Ya Facedon’t bother turning round yaASz wazn’t the Reazon Ey’ pushed ^ on ya..or ko...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:02:00 GMT

Birthday Wiosh 2 Da Business

...then Mary Land'd in my lap. Afta Ey' spatt Dope trackz Had Baby stuck in an euphoric daze. Sway'n 4th & back. near the studio'z door, floor blazed on 2008'z version of Crack. Shytt!!. KID it'z ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:39:00 GMT