WE WERE BORN IN A BASEMENT!
In the year 2006 Liz Disco came down from space "AVAST YE MATEYS! GIVE ME YOUR SEX!" she exclaimed. She then raped and pillaged the planet earth and gave birth, in the basement, to THE ALPHA VILLAINS! First born, Matt The Pr0n Master....that is all we have to say about him. Trina Latrine, the asian born. Princess in DDR dressed as a school girl, can turn on all 13 year old boys with capes! Not cloaks! CAPES! Clumsy, cute, but deadly! OOOOH! SCAAAARRRRY! *EEEEEEEEK*
*sexy oooooohhhh*Yeah, we're pretty gay...ALL OF US ARE.
don't be afraid!
we do it in the butt!