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The Alpha Villains

We Fuck and Kill

About Me

WE WERE BORN IN A BASEMENT!
In the year 2006 Liz Disco came down from space "AVAST YE MATEYS! GIVE ME YOUR SEX!" she exclaimed. She then raped and pillaged the planet earth and gave birth, in the basement, to THE ALPHA VILLAINS! First born, Matt The Pr0n Master....that is all we have to say about him. Trina Latrine, the asian born. Princess in DDR dressed as a school girl, can turn on all 13 year old boys with capes! Not cloaks! CAPES! Clumsy, cute, but deadly! OOOOH! SCAAAARRRRY! *EEEEEEEEK*
*sexy oooooohhhh*Yeah, we're pretty gay...ALL OF US ARE.
don't be afraid!
we do it in the butt!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/23/2007
Band Website: Take a good look around!
Band Members: Liz Disco: Vocals/Sexy Ass Bass Playing
Matt DGAF: Guitar/Vocals/Not giving a fuck
Trina Latrine: Drums/Vocals/Asian
Influences: No Doubt, Misfits, Ramones, Secretions, diddling our pooooters, JOLT!, zombies, HAPPY!, Rancid, Dead Milkmen, The Cramps, Teenage Harlets, Venture Brothers, The Brak Show, Dethklok, BITCHES!, older men, hot geeky boys
Sounds Like: ALL OF US HAVING REALLY HOT RAGIN SEX IN A BASEMENT TO SONGS ABOUT REALLY HOT RAGIN SEX. Really though? Just imagine Danzig having sex with Gwen Stefani. YEAH BITCHES! Teenage Harlets, surfy type fun stuff.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None