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About Me

It's a common misconception that the internet is for porn - in reality it's for finding cheap comics.I'm a girl without being girly. I guess everyone says that, don't they? I want Stan Lee to marry me. Here's the thing. I'm not actually all that bitchy, but I will tell you if you're a cunt. I melt for the Marvel universe as well as the DC universe. I love them both. Don't tell me I can't. It's all about punk rock. Put me in front of a sewing machine and a pair of scissors and I will be occupied for hours. Boys who play bass make me wanna be slutty. I love Xmen forever and ever. I have two Xmen tattoos. Xmen is the shit. The shit. I can eat more than you, I guarantee. I smoke a pack a day. I know it's "bad for me." Fuck off. Coffee is Jesus. You know that chick who pretends to love comics because she thinks that it will get her cute, sweet boys? Yeah, I'm not her. And I think someone should kill all those fucking bitches. It is my belief that life is too short to be offended by things. I change my cell phone number a lot because people are creepy. So if you call me and it's someone random who answers, it could be you that's creepy. Bad grammar or bad spelling piss me off. You'd think people would have a basic working knowledge of their first language, but then again you'd be wrong, wouldn't you? Similarly, if you refuse to read books, you're more than likely absolutely devoid of intelligent conversation.Ps I only keep this fucking page because of my friends who live out of town and rarely find time to waste on myspace,

My Interests

Art, cigarettes, coffee, DC comics, XMen, music, sex, tattoos, piercings, men, shopping, being poor, The Legend of Zelda, horror movies, booze, hating people, food.

I'd like to meet:

Billie Joe Armstrong * Han Solo * Stan Lee * Billy Idol * Mike Ness * Audrey Hepburn * Neil Gaiman * Joe Quesada so I can tell him he's a twat

Music:

I'll give anything a listen at least once, and odds are I'm going to like it. Frank Sinatra The Ramones Oingo Boingo Disney soundtracks The Misfits Blondie The Secretions Garbage Green Day Panic at the Disco Sublime Me First and the Gimme Gimmes the Distillers Horrorpops The Phenomenauts Teenage Harlets Ashtray Groovie Ghoulies Final Summation Rancid Local Music!!

Movies:

The Little Mermaid Chasing Amy Clerks Clerks II Dogma Mallrats Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Dawn of the Dead Night of the Living Dead Shaun of the Dead Day of the Dead Return of the Living Dead 3 Rock N Roll High School The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Dr. Strangelove Haggard Pulp Fiction Reservoir Dogs Jackie Brown True Romance Kill Bill Boondock Saints Cannibal the Musical South Park Orgazmo Bill & Ted - and it's all about the Bogus Journey. Monkeybone His Girl Friday The Wall Breakfast at Tiffany's Roman Holiday Finding Nemo Nightmare Before Christmas Rocky Horror Super Troopers Romy and Michele's High School Reunion Wayne's World Being John Malkovich All About Eve The original Bedazzled Life of Brian Versus X2 Batman Begins Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet Freeway The Emperor's New Groove Bubba Ho Tep Evil Alien Conquerors Teenage Catgirls in Heat Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle Little Miss Sunshine Hot Fuzz

Television:

The Tick Hellsing Scrubs Family Guy Strangers With Candy Harvey Birdman ATHF Curb Your Enthusiasm Sex and the City Reno 911 Absolutely Fabulous

Books:

In brightest day, in blackest night No evil shall escape my sight Let those who worship evil's might Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?I love books and I will read just about anything, but I hate romance novels - only because they are always faithfully poorly written.

Heroes:

Audrey Hepburn * Han Solo * Neil Gaiman * Kevyn Aucoin * Oliver Queen * Kevin Smith * Joan Jett * Bruce Wayne

My Blog

Quickly, U and 16th

Next time you're looking for good cheap food that's open late, just gloss over that old battered Plum Blossom menu (who needs to pay $20 for food, albeit delicious, just to have them deliver it?). We...
Posted by Dark Phoenix on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:09:00 PST

Yippee!

After 12 hours of moving in the rain and my legs hurting and not having a truck all day till it got dark...We finally got moved in.And the internet is so not stupid that the pages load in less than 15...
Posted by Dark Phoenix on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:22:00 PST

The car.

Once upon a time, we had a little green Acura.We were going to Flash's grandparents' house, on one of those windy roads they have up in the mountains. Going around a bend, we hit black ice, the back ...
Posted by Dark Phoenix on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:17:00 PST

My car got broken into AGAIN

We have reported repeated amounts of times to the "owner" of our house that the motion sensor light above the driveway doesn't work. This is the response that I get: "Siiiiiigh Ok well I'll tell my ...
Posted by Dark Phoenix on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:19:00 PST

Goldilocks is a bitch.

Flash and I have discovered this new (to us) series called Fables.It's the best thing ever.The concept: Characters of lore have been forced from their own enchanted lands, known as "The Homeland...
Posted by Dark Phoenix on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:11:00 PST

Music Tag You’re It

Lindsey got me.The Game: Once tagged, write 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. Then tag 10 people with the reason why they should be tagged.1. When I was in sc...
Posted by Dark Phoenix on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:08:00 PST

Shockingly good day

Normally days that start off at 7:00 am are never good for me, but I suppose there are always exceptions.The loverly Crystal set me up to take the State Exam today for OT. I got 95 percent, and ...
Posted by Dark Phoenix on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:20:00 PST

Fuckin why?

I got annihilated by fucking mosquitoes last night randomly for the first time since June... what the fuck. It goes cold and all the useless little fuckers ate me alive. I have 5 or so bit...
Posted by Dark Phoenix on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:03:00 PST

On Avril Lavigne

What the HELL? Avril Lavigne is hot? Since when? It's no secret that I am no fan of Avril Lavigne's and never have been, but I just watched the video for "Hot." And I have to say, I ...
Posted by Dark Phoenix on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 09:53:00 PST

ME QUIZ!!!

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Posted by Dark Phoenix on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:54:00 PST