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Rory McDanzig

hasturtheunspeakable

About Me

I love Metal!!! My favorite bands are Mercyful Fate and King Diamond, Testament, Dio, Danzig, Life in Shadow's Fall, Rise to Fall, Destined Apostle, Once Suffered, Cthonic Apocalypse, Machine Head, Metallica, Grand Illusion, Tremulus, Dissection, Daath, Vader, Naglfar, Death, Black Label Society, Samhain, The Spydur and Mr. Kidd Project, and Iced Earth.I write fuckin cool horror stories and play guitar!! I used to sing in a band called Nightbreed with Brian "The Friar" Fiscetta, formerly of Red X Rebellion.I love female bodybuilders and "old chicks" like Wendy McKeena and Andrea Martin.My mom, Mrs. Rory, talks like Skeletor and wants $80. My dad Scrooge got that name because he talks like Scrooge McDuck. Some people say that I'm Butters from South Park, but I think I'm more like Cartman.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

some metalheads to start my band!!anyone who loves music and isn't a poser.

Movies:

horror movies, I fuckin love Stephen King

Television:

Sopranos, Ducktales, Real Ghostbusters, Angry Video Game Nerd, Fawlty Towers, Young Ones

Books:

Ghost books!!!

Heroes:

Sinatra

My Blog

rise of joelaism episode 3

    it's part 3 the rise of joelaism!!!!Joela you've finally cum!!!Joela looked at bullit with tears of love. "son i came to rescue you from the evil clutches of werthbert". "i also bro...
Posted by Rory McDanzig on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:34:00 PST

outer limits simon says

I saw the episode of Simon says from the outer limits series. It was about an inventor who creates a robot modeled after his dead son. the robot looked really creepy. It would be better if t...
Posted by Rory McDanzig on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:08:00 PST

creepshow 3

They made a new creepshow movie. Of what I read none of the stories in the movie are written by Stephen King or based on his stories. WHAT KIND OF CROCK OF SHIT IS THAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Rory McDanzig on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:30:00 PST

showbiz pizza

Showbiz pizza party band scares the shit out of me!! Imagine what will happen if bullit got locked inside of a showbiz pizza place after closing time and the automatons came to life. They wo...
Posted by Rory McDanzig on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:58:00 PST

walt disney

They should make a horror movie about the mouseketters from the 1960s and up go around killing people and molesting children because walt disney was a secretly a pedophile and murderer taught them how...
Posted by Rory McDanzig on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:41:00 PST

bullit: the rise of joelism episode 2

last time we met up with bullit, he was taped upon a cross by the ceizaks in the denny's parking lot. bullit was crying for joela, his father and hero. as ivan was about to spray him with a water...
Posted by Rory McDanzig on Sun, 06 May 2007 05:41:00 PST

bullit: rise of joelaism episode 1

the joela saga has arisen! bullit will be put on the cross by the ciezaks because bullit always beats w. at bad news baseball. w. and his brother vanilla ice have broke into bullit's apartment while h...
Posted by Rory McDanzig on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:11:00 PST

goon road

Beware of goon road near fairview heights. It is haunted by a canabalistic family that preys on any fool that goes into the forest where the road goes through.
Posted by Rory McDanzig on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

joela

we must rescue the messiah joela from the evil clutches of werbert's sister sylvia and his brother vanilla ice!! Bullet is depending on us!  
Posted by Rory McDanzig on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:59:00 PST

My new song

I'm working on a song called "Rancid Corpse". I will post the lyrics and a demo recording soon. It fuckin rips!
Posted by Rory McDanzig on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:25:00 PST