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Bellaire

Milt will cut your BALLS off. Bark.

About Me

Sweet Potatoes has some good peanut thai pasta yum. Its always good to walk after a meal. 3 AM is a rough time for people in school even when they are exercising. I always have to close my eyes when Im in the car with someone trying to park in tight spaces.. I just dont wanna see it. My car is doing this weird lurching thing.. I filled it up and it doesnt do it as much. Must be a fuel line prob. I tried a Striker energy drink yesterday .. only had 1/3 of the can and WOW is that some potent shit. I will be buying more of that one.

My Interests

I don't like loud noises but can handle some concerts as long as I have earplugs.

I'd like to meet:

See above for an UPdate
I took the following songs off my ipod (oh yeah I got a ipod) (1) Uglatto, (2) But Not For Me (3) Pandora's Box (some kind of bullshit mix) (4) Taste So Good.
The cats took turns competing with each other in a Barf-Fest yesterday. I am judging the submissions today and will announce the winner soon. Look for pictures of their work soon also.

Music:

I like the music that two bodies make

Movies:

I will be catching up on movies in June. Transformers is at the top o the list.

Television:

Television is shit with a side of shit, and a glass of shit to drink.. and for desert? shit. I wonder when they are going to do reality shitting shows.. see what the person eats, how their day goes.. the minute they start 'turtling' and then you get to watch the person's face as they shit followed by after-shitting commentary.

Books:

A mind is a terrible thing to taste.

Heroes:

Captain America (Fuck Yeah), Orgazmo, The Dark Queen Of KRYNN, Rod Serling, and a nice tall hot glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP.

My Blog

It was a ..

YAK! Yeah that was a damn YAK swimming in that pond chompin' at that MONSTER ENERGY DRINK is what that was. A YAK I say.
Posted by Bellaire on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:05:00 PST

Natural Viagra

Every day in my e-mail box I get all kinds of crap-ass mail about viagra or some version of viagra.  There is even some drug that can make your orgasm 500% more than normal... so this means that ...
Posted by Bellaire on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:06:00 PST

Ive lost my damn mind

Apparently Ive been going through a losing mind / finding mind thing and it is definitely SCHOOL related. I have sat with friends and laughed hysterically about the stupidest dumbest things like they ...
Posted by Bellaire on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:38:00 PST

Read this before posting any kind of advertising

Hi Everyone!I have noticed a few people on my friends list have posted an advertisement or two.. grow a business, download a e-book, fax-a-meal and download-a-meal, etc. Please do not put anything lik...
Posted by Bellaire on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:38:00 PST

UPDATED 4/17 - Fake Profiles

Im not sure if any of you out there are getting these profiles from people but apparently I have gotten quite a few in the last few weeks. They are usually profiles featuring almost naked girls but th...
Posted by Bellaire on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST

Antioxidant Tea, Shrimp, and Red Bull

Seems I have been sick for a while now. I think colds mutate into some other stuff at some point. I still have a tickle thing in my throat (probably from eating that damn squirrel), but it comes and g...
Posted by Bellaire on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:36:00 PST

I'M STILL ALIVE! .... Pearl Jam!

I bet you didnt know cats like Pearl Jam did ya? "Your'e still alive she said, 'Do I deserve to be?'.. is that the question..?".. YEAH BABY! I sing like no other cat on this EARTH!WOW , college. WHO w...
Posted by Bellaire on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:22:00 PST

College

Well the 1st leg of the tour will be done next week. I will announce the dates for the 2nd half of the tour within the next few months so check back often. I will have t-shirts and cd for sale to the ...
Posted by Bellaire on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:05:00 PST

Internet SPAM and MUSIc and BUGS

I have been getting a lot of SPAM lately in my email about re-financing a house. I always thought you needed a house FIRST before you could re-finance it. Am I wrong about this?I am putting my music c...
Posted by Bellaire on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 06:33:00 PST

Meow Mix

Cats really do ask for it by name (just like the commercial). I was hanging out and I heard this voice say "meow mix?" and I looked around and it was me asking myself for it. ...
Posted by Bellaire on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:56:00 PST