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Enigmatic Writer Dude

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About Me

Helllllooooooo Fellow Myspace Biz-nitches! Finally, with a little help from the good folks at Mountain Dew (crap, I just sounded like a corporate shill!), I can finally illuminate all to the goings on beneath my mental reactor. First off, don't try to pidgeon-hole me. Stop right there! Yeah you, step away from the pidgeon-hole machine. It is folly to even try. The hell with square peg, I'm some kinda lopsided dodecahedron. Ever notice that people tend to pic up the habits and style of dress, etc. of those the identify with (be it by race, ethnicity, profession, income bracket, ice cream flavor, or whatever)? Well I may on a small scale, but I'm always such a stubborn bastard about doing it my own way, after weighing my personal, pragmatic preferences. Ok: Likes and dislikes (this is wayyyyy too public a forum for turn-on / turn-offs): I have a natural attraction towards esoterica. The way I figure, enough people are treading towards the popular stuff..., what's this badly maintained road here with all the vegetation occulting the entrance? I love animals, especially the cuddly fuzzy kind. Miss my old hound dog basenji Blaze (R.I.P. buddy). Though curently I'm a cultivator of chinchillas; Sadie (R.I.P. my fuzzy princess), Peaches, Rufus. Sydney, Kit, Cassiopeia, and Precious. I talk about these puffballs way too much, so I'll save further discussion for the blog. I'm a recklessly sarcastic and brash mofo. All the more so on a format like this. Those of you who interact with me or read my blog on a regular basis may never even have guessed I see you all as reflections of Divine Love. That I actually consider a big purpose of my life as seeking the truth that will set us all free. That happy stuff said, I usually go about it by dragging myself and others kicking, thrashing and screaming into some dark mental places; the end objective being to see that the darkness really ain't shyt but an abscence of light. Maybe it's why I like Ninpô so much. Ninpô is the schizz on so many levels, most of which you have to delve into on your own to really appreciate. For what it provides, no one's shown me anything even remotely better. Same thing with my choosing to continue the path of Christian Science. (If you're gonna talk shyt about this, at least go to www.spirituality.com or a damn Reading Room, so you know what you're talking shyt about.) Again, no one has shown me (and I said shown, bitches, not merely flapped their lips about) anything better. All of you have the rights to your own opinions. I encourage each and every one of you to educate yourselves and constantly seek truth and growth. I'm hoping (eventually... grumble, grumble) to shed my own little patch of light via that blog thingee so stay tuned..... (and dang I'm wordy! You actually have the free time to read this far into my blah, blah? Well hell! Go fetch me a soda while you're at it, dammit!) Don't forget, pendejos, joy is right out in front of you, for every one of you who is willing to see it. Joy and love and good never really go away, it's all a matter of of truly wanting it. And Damn! people are gonna think I'm a nice guy if I keep ranting like a flower child. I'd better go randomly break something. Feel free to use the comments sections as suggestions for destruction. I'm outta here!
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My Interests

Long walks on the beach, sunsets, pinnics, talking about my feelings...., oh wait, that's not me! How about: Breakin' stuff, furry woodland creatures (preferably NOT wrapped in duct tape), chinchillas specifically, soda on a diabetes-inducing scale, meat, potatoes, and all sorts of face-stuffing food and merriment, being a sesquipedalian sonuvabitch, blunt objects, sharp objects like swords, spears, glaves and big, Sharp, POINTY knives!!!! *drool*, all kinds of projectile weaponry, especially ones that go BOOM, silencers to help make smaller more descreet booms, jammin' out to tunes, being a freakin nut, seeking spiritual growth, cuddling, actually accomplishing something once in a while (hmmm dang, more to come)

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet people who help me grow yet allow me to be myself as well, BUT...It's hard to meet people with all these restraits on. How am I supposed to meet people in this straight jacket and mask? If you could come down to the asylum and loosen them.... I'm over here at.....HEY! What are you doing? Lemme go! LEMME GOOOOOO!!!

Music:

Yep, I listen to it. Stuff like: The Tea Party (hellz yeah!), Joe Satriani (the man!), Steve Vai (sooo talented, despite the über-cheese), Pantera, Ugly Mus-tard, Spoonfed Tribe, Adrian Legg, Tool, Rush, Fixture, Ian Moore, Ravi Shankar, Cruiserweight, Hot Buttered Rhythm, The Scabs, Aerosmith, The Uninvited (their funny songs, at least), Soak, Monte Montgomery, Godsmack, Primus, Switched, Days of the New, Buck Jones, Jump Rope Girls, Sister 7, 7 Stones, Eric Johnson, Dream Theater, Chris Duarte, Explosions in the Sky, Quensryche, Two Minute Sinatra, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Cadillac Voodoo Choir, John Paul Jones, Sunflower, Cody Lee, Blue October, Breedlove, Godzilla Motor Company, Tito and Tarantula, Tricky, Audioslave, Soundgarden, Mistuh Jimi, Schrodinger's Cat, anybody really talented that's got a knack for writing songs and willing to stretch the bounds of music

Movies:

Battle Royale, Cidade de Deus, Black Hawk Down, the whole Freaking Lord of the Rings cenematic opus, Star Wars every now and then, Aliens, Team America: World Police, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Midnight Madness, Top Secret, We Were Soldiers, Full Metal Jacket, From Dusk Till Dawn, Pulp Fiction, The Emperor and The Assassin, Ranma 1/2, Layer Cake, FF VII, Running Scared, Fighter in the Wond, anything w/ a lot of killin; and plenty others I'll add later

Television:

Yep I got one.

Books:

Come to my place, and try not to get burried in massive library just waiting to tumble off the shelves. I read like I'm gettin' paid for it.

Heroes:

Teddy Roosevelt, Maasaki Hatsumi, Winston Churchill, Christ Jesus, Mary Baker Eddy, (musically people like Jeff Martin and Joe Satriani), dang, I gotta go to work, more to come

My Blog

Awwwwwwww, bummer! Fun deflated!

I was hoping to get me some of that traffic camera footage of my recent wreck to post it on here. Believe me entertaining stuff! Might even outdo my getting maced video.But.....The company that runs t...
Posted by Enigmatic Writer Dude on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:18:00 PST

*Snarls* Glaring lack of professionalism.

I've never had to contact an apartment complex's upper management in another state, but y'all tell me if this complaint warrants such action.***************************************************** ******...
Posted by Enigmatic Writer Dude on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:13:00 PST

Unexpected Benefits

For those not aware, I've got myself on the Dave Ramsey plan to get my money organized.One of the great side benefits to hacking out a budget where all my money is spent in advance is I can no longer ...
Posted by Enigmatic Writer Dude on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:02:00 PST

Gah! Sand Bound again!

Holy catfish! I'm being ping-ponged!What a great topper to a day when my A/C shorts out and smokes up the apartment. Uncle Sam calls me up to tell me I'm a' gettin' drop kicked back to the deploying u...
Posted by Enigmatic Writer Dude on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST

Somehow not dead yet again!

Despite my crushing despondency, utter bipolaristic funk of the past few months, and sheer clumsiness I once again survive. Driving on Beltway 8 today I did me a fine job of hydroplaning. Nothing like...
Posted by Enigmatic Writer Dude on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:12:00 PST

Fake Euro-sophistication

I kinda knew this, but I don't think I ever put it together before this week.A lot of Westerners outside of the United states are more comfortable with the poisonous idea of letting the state be all t...
Posted by Enigmatic Writer Dude on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 06:59:00 PST

Before anyone worries.....

Some furious and gruesome pics are gonna come up on here. And before anyone starts accusing moi of fantasies or tendencies like that pathetic POS who shot up VA Tech, let's get our perspectives center...
Posted by Enigmatic Writer Dude on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:36:00 PST

WTF Toyota?

Ok OkMy work has me driving a Toyota Matrix, of which I am seriously underwhelmed. Seems like when GM and Toyota shared technology, GM got a boost in know how, while Toyota got dragged into meeting so...
Posted by Enigmatic Writer Dude on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:36:00 PST

Zion Burns (morality discussion)

While we're at it feel free to discuss the moral rights and wrongs of of the actions in "Zion Burns". I'd love to hear some of y'all's various takes on whether this was truly a moral act and why you t...
Posted by Enigmatic Writer Dude on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:51:00 PST

Zion Burns (need editorial suggestions)

Ok, just polished off a short story I'd like to sell. Please provide input so I can consider it more finished.*************************************************** ************************ Zion BurnsBy F...
Posted by Enigmatic Writer Dude on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:00 PST