I'm a Xindi insectoid. A territorial motherfucker. I destroy planets. A rappin fanatic. 6 am and the party still goin. On dat' J im still pullin. Rap battle the haters who be frontin, slayin the punk bitch, fool couldn't wrap a friggin SANDVICHI EAT SANDVICH
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Flesh & Blood
Birthday: When the sweet and salty Apsu and Tiamat mingled for the first time
Birthplace: The frontier between Chaos and Order
Current Location: Babylon
Eye Color: Transplendent
Hair Color: Vipers and Flaming Cobras
Height: I am the darkness that will fall from on high
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right and Left are only Images. Shatter the Image.
Your Heritage: Marduk's father and brother
&..39;The Shoes You Wore Today: Nazarene Carpenter's Sandals
Your Weakness: Gluten
Your Fears: My greatest fear? That love might not be enough...
Your Perfect Pizza: Topped with all of the false scriptures of the worlds false gods outfitted with the heart of each and every idolator throughout time
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to make a list of all of my goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "If a man or woman has sex with an animal, both human and animal must be killed."
Thoughts First Waking Up: You're covered in blood!
Your Best Physical Feature: Dan Tien - the lamp of my soul, my torch in the night
Your Bedtime: Like my brother Krishna, I too have conquered laziness
Your Most Missed Memory: Do not pursue the past. Do not lose yourself in the future. The past no longer is. The future has not yet come. Looking deeply at life as it is, in the very here and now, the sage dwells in stability and freedom.
Pepsi or Coke: You either have faith or you have unbelief, and there is no neutral ground.
MacDonalds or Burger King: The enemy is subtle, how be it we are so deceived, when the Truth is in our hearts, and we still don't believe?
Single or Group Dates: A book of poems, a jug of wine, a Group of Dates, a loaf of bread, and a damsel sweet, would make for me a happiness complete.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I prefer union with the divine
Chocolate or Vanilla: I prefer a sweet pale virgin vanilla body with a dark catacomb, storing life's sweetest treasure.
Cappuccino or Coffee: When Daruma cut off his eyelids and threw them on the ground, they instantly turned into the worlds first tea plants
Do you Smoke: The smoke of sacrifice purifies all sin, washes away all impurity
Do you Swear: I swear on my own gnosis, to Kirshna, Marduk, Thoth, Adonis, and Adonai, Eloah, and Osiris.
Do you Sing: I sing the Hurrian Hymns and the Hymns of An. It is necessary to supplicate with respect to the gods.
Do you Shower Daily: I shower in the purifying smoke that washes impurity and sin off of this fleshy prison
Have you Been in Love: I once danced the dance of the Gopis in Krishna's garden
Do you want to go to College: You can run, but where will you hide from all the power of the sun? The cosmic repurcussions of what human kind has done?
Do you want to get Married: At conception I was joined in marriage to the temple of the body. Upon dissolution of the union I will once again be free to wander the spirit realm unhindered by desire and aversion
Do you belive in yourself: The existence of a separate self is an illusion. We are each of us 5 continuous streams without beginning or end: Rupa, Vedana, Samjna, Samskara, Vijnana
Do you get Motion Sickness: There is no going no coming. How can there be motion? And how can sickness result frrom non-motion?
Do you think you are Attractive: In the past I have attracted a plethora of spiritual vampires who sought to feed upon my life-force, draining the three treasures (Qi, Jing, Shen). Fortunately I recognized the nature of the Succubus before it was too late
Are you a Health Freak: According to the Hudangdi Neijing, illness was introduced to the universe when from Tao came Wuji and Taiji, and from Taiji arose Yin and Yang, which gave rise to myriad things.
Do you get along with your Parents: Apsu and Tiamat have ascended to the immortal realm, a place which as I am trapped in this fleshy chamber, am unable to access through any means other than spirit travel, which comes at a great cost...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do not mock the wrath of Zeus
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have consumed the Soma, become immortal, and attained the lights the Gods once discovered
In the past month have you Smoked: I have smoked the purificatory smoke of sacrifice.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: In my opinion the Stoma is a more addictive drug than any form of Soma. Why not outlaw that?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I have eaten several.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I have mauled sinners, idolators, and worshippers of the false gods and prophets
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Is this a thinly veiled question about the presidential race?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: The consumption of raw food often results in dyslexia
In the past month have you been on Stage: I have been held at a tribunal before the Q continuum, paying for the sins of man kind.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Each day I eject the millions who die in my gut. The parasitic E-coli colony that placed itself there millions of years ago continues to reap the benefit my Soma provides
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I have purchased a clone trooper helmet
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Each month I am bound by my namesake to steal consectrated goods. There is a level in hell for all those with my name. Virginity is indeed consecrated by the curch, so by robbing millions of it, I am doomed to an eternity of molten lead in the mouth and coals in the butt, etc.
Ever been Drunk: I have tasted immortality, something that would kill a lesser man
Ever been called a Tease: Aphrodite once accused me of such nonsense. She then proceeded to have her way with me.
Ever been Beaten up: I once got into a scuffle with ares, after banging his mistress, aphrodite. He certianly would have been victorious had not Lie Tzu shown up with his monk spade, and had Haephestos not thrown his adamantine net once again over Ares
Ever Shoplifted: I have kissed a viper. Its poision was swift and absolute. I was dizzy for months.
How do you want to Die: While eating Oreos, on a stage, in the process of being dumped, skinny dipping, stealing, drunk, teasing someone, being beaten up, and shop lifting at the same time.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: God
What country would you most like to Visit: The planet Romulus
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Pure white, no pupils
Favourite Hair Color: Hair of fire, and cinnibar
Short or Long Hair: Long, like the hot night
Height: Planet-sized
Weight: The weight of mother earth
Best Clothing Style: Trees, Grass, Mountains, Snow, Animals, etc.
Number of Drugs I have taken: SOMA
Number of CDs I own: CD's nuts on your chin?
Number of Piercings: Three holes will suffice
Number of Tattoos: The ocean
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One thing: letting Aku escape
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