Jules the Bat-Cow Vampire - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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Listen punk- my name's Jules and I'm the head honcho. Pet me and I'll probably get so excited that I'll pee on you, pick me up and I'll sniff your face really close and then snort, spraying snot on you. Yeah, I may look like a little vampire- but I ain't mad atcha. I'm a big boy and I know how to get my way, especially with the ladies... I mean, how could I not? I'm so damn cute... everyone says so.

My Interests

piles of clothes - taking walks down to "Wear It Again Sam" to visit my groupies - plastic bottles - bottle caps - toilet paper rolls - people - other dogs - my own poop - birds - walks - snorting - sleeping - leaves - swimming (water in general, be it fresh or sewer) - various fruits i find when taking walks

I'd like to meet:

food of any kind - other dogs, preferable big, thick english bulldog honeys (they're my weakness) - plastic bottles - anything dirty - bottle caps - my own poops - dirt corners to poop in - toilet paper rolls - shoes - anyone who gets me excited enough to pee (oh wait, that's everyone)

Music:

slayer - cannibal corpse

Heroes:

the dog from the "lucky dog" commercial