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Mia

A memoir... As I remember it

About Me

I'm bored and I'm at work so I've decided to write something about me instead of just having the banana bread recipe...Although I know that you are all secretly delighted by it and wish you thought of it first.

So here goes, a little bit about me...I like having a glass of water around me at all times, I don't have one right now so I'm going to stop writing this so I can go get one, I'm not thirsty right now, but you never know when the urge will strike...I hate camping. I don’t have a problem with nature in general, just its lack of bathroom facilities and its abundance of insects that like to bite me and make me itch... Whenever I go to a sandwich place I always have an internal battle with myself whether to order the meatball sub or something else, sometime I do order the meatball sub and I never like it, but I will order it again at another place because I know that somewhere out there, there is a really good meatball sub that I will enjoy, and I'm not a quitter (See the above Blog about this) ...I always have some form of lip balm on me or in the immediate vicinity, I like my lips to stay moist...I also like to have mints or gum in my purse, but I can’t be counted on for that, only lip balm...I buy makeup all the time and wear it maybe once, secretly I'm jealous of all those really girly girls out there who always look super put together and cute, but I'm too lazy to wake up two hours before work to do that, sleep is so much higher on my priority list than looking good...I'd like to find a beautiful boy to make out with...My favorite color of ink in a pen is red, I like what I write to standout, not that it doesn't already because of my atrocious handwriting...At least once a day, I will say something really really dirty or grossly inappropriate, completely unintentionally, I just don’t think before I speak...

Nanner Bread Yay!
    1/2 cup shortening 1 cup sugar 2 eggs 1 cup mashed ripe bananas 1 teaspoon lemon juice 2 cups sifted flour 3 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup chopped nuts
Cream (haha) shortening and sugar together. Beat eggs until light. Add to the creamed shortening along with bananas and lemon juice. Mix well. Sift flour, baking powder and salt together and mix quickly into banana mixture. Add nuts. Bake in greased loaf pan in 375 deg. oven about 1 hour. This banana bread recipe makes 1 (1 pound) loaf.

My Interests

Varied

Music:

Yup I like it.

Movies:

Bruce Lee!

Television:

No, thank you.

Books:

Anything. I'll read the backs of shampoo bottles

Heroes:

Please

My Blog

* Meatball Sub Heaven *

So I've finally done it. It has finally happened. I have ordered a meatball sub and not just enjoyed it but loved it to the extreme. Everybody who lives in San Diego HAS to go to Devine Pastabilities...
Posted by Mia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ASS

I'm hung over. I feel like pure unadulterated ASS today, and mildly mentally retarded to boot. I took a 40-minute shower this morning because I couldn't remember if I'd already washed or shaved an are...
Posted by Mia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Adam and Josh

Adam and Josh have been making fun of me about the squirrel story. Really mostly Adam... Anyway they both suck, because I still feel really bad about killing that squirrel, and it's my Birth-Week, peo...
Posted by Mia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Curiosity

Why is reading other peoples banal thoughts so freaking fascinating? I was reading Barbarellas Blog in this weeks SD Reader and I was totally riveted. I also like reading other peoples journal entrie...
Posted by Mia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Blockbuster 'o Death

I just want to get on my soapbox her for a second to expound on how much Blockbuster suck. I went and rented Open Range the other day&It sucked but thats not my point&I returned it, a day late Ill a...
Posted by Mia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A serious talk about undies

Whats up with bunchy underwear? Why is it that when my sleep deprived self is looking for the undies in the morning I invariably find the most uncomfortable least attractive pair? Similarly why does ...
Posted by Mia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST