I've been tagged |
Melanie tagged me, so here are 10 ransom things about me...
1. Abby and Gael are my world right now...
2. I was getting paid to sit and learn at school, but got dropped due to a personal fuckup... I h...
Posted by Keith on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:59:00 PST |
A Christmas Poem to all who serve... |
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow f...
Posted by Keith on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:53:00 PST |
Reflections on my tour |
Well, well... I am back safely in Spain... Thank you to everyone who supported me, wrote me, and sent me things over in Iraq... The little things that people do is a reminder that people actually care...
Posted by Keith on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:17:00 PST |
Murphy's laws of War |
Murphy's war lawsFriendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles - aren't. Suppressive fires - won't. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of tell...
Posted by Keith on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST |
How to Prepare for a Deployment in Iraq... |
How to Prepare for a Deployment to Iraq :::1. Sleep on a cot in the garage. 2. Replace the garage door with a curtain. 3. Six hours after you go to sleep, have your wife or girlfriend whip open the cu...
Posted by Keith on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:40:00 PST |
I'm a hero |
Rota Coastline article: Date October 19th, 2006... Forever immortalized:
IT2 (SW) Keith R. Reeves
Parent Command: NCTAMS Lant Det Rota, Spain
Reported to Individual Augmentee (IA) Assignment: ...
Posted by Keith on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:30:00 PST |
Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms (stole this one) |
Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms
Angry DragonImmediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an an...
Posted by Keith on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:45:00 PST |
Happy 4th of July |
To everyone serving especially at the following locations: Iraq, Afghanistan, Japan, Spain, Washington State, Wasington DC, Florida, San Diego, Italy, and everywhere else... And to all veterans... Tha...
Posted by Keith on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:30:00 PST |
to everyone who has a bitch |
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.He stays up for days on end.-- --You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.-- --Yo...
Posted by Keith on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:55:00 PST |
To my fellow Soldiers, Aimen, Marines and Sailors |
Thanks, Chief March
Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the so...
Posted by Keith on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:07:00 PST |
