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(Insert French accent): Oui! Oui! My name is Pepe and I am a French Bulldog... I was born in Montana in August and was adopted by my Mom and Dad and now live in Redondo Beach. My Dad calls me "little pig-bunny" because of my pink nose and large bat-ears, but if you ask me, I tend to think that I am quite striking... a real lady's man! As a matter of fact, I've already begun to master my humping skills on the stuffed Pug my mother gave me. Ooh la la, je suis dans l'amour! What can I say? I'm French!! My typical day begins when I whimper in my cage "LAISSER ME SORTIR JE DOIS FAIRE PIPI!!!!" ~ translation: "Let me out-I have to pee!!!!" Once I take care of my business in the back yard, I'm ready for breakfast and then, a little pant-leg chewing, foot knawing, ball chasing in the house - something to REALLY give my Mom and Dad something to remember me by as they leave for their day doing WHATEVER it is that they do! Me? I pretty much eat, run around the back yard, sleep in the sun, and play with my toys all day long. Yeah... I know... it's pretty exhausting ~ and when Mom and Dad come home, I do my best to entertain them, but, man, they can be real high maintenance ~ especially ma mere... she just kisses me and rubs my belly and I try to chase her around the yard and throw in a few smelly farts to throw her off but it only seems to make her more excited. So, eventually, when I can barely keep my eyelids open, Mom puts me in my cage to let me go to sleep. Geezuz, Lady. I know I'm irresistable but a guy's gotta catch up on his zzz's to look this good! I'm a growing boy! Est demain un autre jour!