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Brian

I'm just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?

About Me

I have been in a cockpit before. I have seen a grown man naked. I have hung around in a gymnasium. I like some movies about gladiators. I have never been in a Turkish prison.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ash, housewares. Captain Murphy.

Music:

Strawberry Switchblade, ABBA, Shane MacGowan, Parliment, Korn, Nirvana, White Stripes, Bjork, VAC, Aerosmith, Tom Waits, Birthday Party, Toy Dolls

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, All Coen Brothers, Fight Club, Usual Suspects, Gladiator

Television:

Sealab 2021, Carnivale, Dead like me, Oblongs, Bullshit!, CSI, Blind Date, South Park, Coupling (BBC)

Books:

Good Omens, Don Quijote, Garth Ennis, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, random pulp

Heroes:

Jessica Simpson, Kelly Bundy