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About Me

CashMoney.

My Interests

WHAT I AM ALL ABOUT:

tortises taking monster bong rips, dance, letters, music circle walks, never putting it out, never putting out, tugging on facial hair, music, musicians, elite cliques, chipotle, staircases, coke, coca-cola, parties, milking the city, fucking common sense up the ass, not getting fucked up the ass, revenge, sunshine, andy warhol, angels, casino, casinos, the name ginger, robert dinero's angry face, not dancing in daylight (for minneapolis), chris fisher, summer, tanning, towers thick walls in a silo, arts high, arcting, craig farmer, coffee, fucking the pain away, sarcasm, easy-off bam commercials, tom kanthak, documents, seattle, knife hits, tortises taking monster knife hits, not trying to stop tortises from taking monster knife hits, deep-fried crack cocaine on a stick, and aladdin.

Music:



MUSIC:

Neutral Milk Hotel, Naked Ape, A Flock of Seagulls, Violent Femmes, M83, Ace of Base, Alien Sex Fiend, Aphex Twin, Gorillaz, Beck, Binaerpilot, Coco Rosie, CocTeau Twins, Gourdon, Kiko, Cut Copy, Cyndi Lauper, Daft Punk, David Bowie, David Caretta, Aretha Franklin, Depeche Mode, Jimmy Eat World, The Libertines, Duran Duran, Detroit Grand Pubahs, Erasure, Felix Da Housecat, Fischerspooner, Front 242, Front Line Assembly, House of Painm DJ Godfather, Green Velvet, Richard Bartz, Infected Mushroom, Information Society, Kelly Polar,Cat Stevens, Minotaur Shock, Mount Sims, Andrew WK, The Positions NYC, Goo Goo dolls, No Doubt(the old stuff), Sugarcult(same), KMFDM, Devo, Beastie Boys, Kraftwerk, Mylo, Frou Frou, Kriss Kross, Ladytron, Madonna, Massive Attack, Metro Area, Michael Jackson, MSI, Ministry, Miss Kittin, New Kids on The Block, Bobby Darin, New Order, Adam Ant, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Grateful Dead, Nitzer Ebb, Portishead, Lords of Acid, Peaches, Pet Shop Boys, Plastique De Reve, Presets, Prince, Prodigy, Eurythmics, Richie Hawtin, Frankie Bones, Scissor Sisters, SquarePusher, Talking Heads, The Faint, Of Montreal, The Flaming Lips, The Knife, Thompson Twins, Venetian Snares, VHS or BETA, vitalic, Joy Division, Jeans Team, VNV nation, Adonis Cross, Rufus Wainwright, Groove Armada, Hot Chip, MSTRKRFT, Muse, Ratatat, Tom Jones, Ani Difranco, Har Mar Superstar, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Wierd Al, Modest Mouse, Annie Lennox, Autechre, Beastie Boys, Billie Holiday, Blondie, Bob Dylan, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Brian Eno, Cake, Dead Kennedys, Death From Above 1979, Brand New, Elliot Smith, Eyedea & Abilities, Iggy Pop, IMA Robot, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Jimmi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Jurassic 5, LCD Soundsystem, , Metric, Miles Davis, Modest Mouse, Morrissey, NIN, Manic Street Preachers, Green Day, Nirvana, No Doubt, Anti-Flag, The Pixies, Cursive, Louis Armstrong, Radiohead, The Killers, Rage Against the Mashine, Goldfrapp, Sigur Ros, Sonic Youth, Spice Girls, Jack Kerouac, Tilly And The Wall, Coldplay, Death Cab, Bright Eyes, Tenacious D, The Arcade Fire, The B-52's, The mother-fucking Beatles, Air, The Clash, The Cure, The Darkness, Oingo Boingo, The Doors, The Dresden Dolls, The Offspring, The Postal Service, The Sex Pistols, The Shins, The Smiths, The Strokes, The Velvet Underground, The Walkmen, The White Stripes, They Might Be Giants, Tom Waits, Ween, Weezer, Wolfmother, .... and Raffi. the most bitchin'-est children's singer next to Cheech (the school bus driver) Marin.

Movies:


MOVIES:
Lolita, Interstella 555, The Professional, Logans Run, Full Metal Jacket, Casino, Requiem For A Dream, The Labyrinth, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Pirates of the Carribean, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Benny and Joon, The Notebook, You've got Mail, Mean Girls, Eraserhead, Once Upon a Time In Mexico, Dark Crystal, Peter Pan, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Resivour Dogs, Alice in Wonderland, We're Back, The Sandlot, Van Helsing, Pi, Eternal Sunshine, The Silence Of The Lambs, Frida, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Lord of the Rings, Willow, Mallrats, Dogma, Little Big League, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob, Last Prom, The Emporer's New Groove, Hannibal, Center Stage, American Psycho, Boondock Saints, Die Hard, Goldeneye, Pretty Woman, Logans Run, Donnie Darko, Battle Royal, The Breakfast Club, Training Day, My Best Friends Wedding, The Princess Bride, Titus, Shakespeare in Love, Goodfellas, Waterworld, The Killer, Sleepy Hollow, The Avengers, Ghost Ship, Happiness Of The Katakuris, Hook, The Adams Family, Moulin Rouge, Treasure Planet, Muppet Treasure Island, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo, A Bug's Life, Romeo and Juliet, Chicago, The Postman, The Wiz, Mortal Combat, Fairy Tale, Sister Act, The Way Of The Gun, Star Wars, The Company, Dracula, True Lies, Joespeph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, The Crow, Interview With A Vampire, Young Frankenstien, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Butterfly Effect, Scotland PA, One Hour Photo, Dancemaker, Casablanca, Ferris Beulers Day Off, Toys, A Cinderella Story, It, Suspiria, Buzz Lightyear: Space Ranger, The Maltese Falcon, The Ring, Pretty in Pink, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Space Balls, THXO, Merlin, Beethoven, Transformers: The Movie, The Prince and Me, Save the Last Dance, Dragon Heart, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Armageddon, Gremlins, Forget Paris, SpiceWorld, Help, A Little Princess, Titan AE, Superstar, Dodgeball, Magnolia, Zoolander, The Saint, Anastasia, Any Disney Movie (except Cinderella), and waaayyyy more.Kurosawa, Van Sant, Roth, Scorsese, Tarantino, Jackson, Coppola Kitano, Burton, Tykwer, Henson, Miike, Aronofsky, Brooks, Spielberg, Fincher, Lynch, Woo, etc.... ultra-violence and so-forth.

Television:



TV:

red dwarf.

Books:



BOOKS:

peter pan in kensington gardens.

Heroes:

SISTER WENDY!!

Open fire when you hit the shore. All is fair in love and war.

My Blog

All grown-ups are pirates. And we kill pirates.

Any parties that aren't 18+ can suck my junk.   Does no one remember what it was like to be young? Sure, you geezers never had to worry about it, right? Cause you're so "old-skool" that ther...
Posted by taxi on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:56:00 PST

passions exaggerate.

"i have seen you be reckless in battles of love."
Posted by taxi on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:58:00 PST

...which was a *dumb* thing to say because his mother just died!

hilarious.i have the biggest crush on john belushi. is that weird?...
Posted by taxi on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:46:00 PST

don’t believe the hype.

30 days of night = terrible.  (zombies wouldve been cooler. or at least make the vampires slightly sexy.)vitamin energy = *will* make you puke. just so you know.im going to class this morning. ev...
Posted by taxi on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:31:00 PST

i has made lolcats!!!

original creations:WATCH MAH FEET!SUPERMAN THAT HO!...
Posted by taxi on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 04:39:00 PST

taxi driver wisdom 1

"don't worry if one person is not showing you the same love that someone else has shown you. no two loves are the same."aint it the truth.(you brought the happy back.)
Posted by taxi on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:49:00 PST

all grecians were eunuchs.

aged follower of Diyonisus.(aka: drunk old hobo.)Also,Last Day of Pompeii.(two dimensional perfection)TO DO:1) clean room.2) practice Traktor.3) do laundry.4) grow some balls.5) ice some bitches.6) re...
Posted by taxi on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST

I am unflinching in one respect.

Today I recieved my DVD copy of Sarah Michelsons Daylight (for Minneapolis) and I must state once again, that that dance was a piece of pretentious annoying shit. (Btw, this statement does not reflect...
Posted by taxi on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:32:00 PST

stop studying you brainiac & come save my party! its supa-lame!

slow motion dance party!!!!(taxi thats me at the end! ...
Posted by taxi on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:26:00 PST

What does a girl have to do to find a decent guy in this city?

SmartFunnyGood lookingIntellectually StimulatingCorner office w/ a view, possibly?Is that too much to as for?Anything other than these pathetic testosterone fuelled assholes who are so pussy-deprived ...
Posted by taxi on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:53:00 PST