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The Baron

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About Me


You scored as Chaotic Neutral. A Chaotic Neutral person is someone who is self-motivated to the extreme. Thier actions may sometimes confuse others, due to their lack of moral affiliation. They have little respect for laws, and avoid both the temptation of evil and a feeling of duty to do good. These people can go along with either side of an argument- as long as they benifit from the result!

Neutral Evil


85%

Chaotic Neutral


85%

Lawful Evil


70%

True Neutral


65%

Chaotic Good


60%

Chaotic Evil


55%

Neutral Good


20%

Lawful Good


20%

Lawful Neutral


15%
What is your Alignment?
created with QuizFarm.comWell...There was me, that is Alex...And my three droogs, that is Hawkeye, Big T Dawg, and Awesome Sauce, Awesome Sauce being very Awesome. And we sat in the TV lounge making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark chill, Halo 2 playage though draz. Playage commenced, oh my brothers, playage commenced into the following morning in which asses were handed to Big T Dawg, Awesome Sauce, and Your Humble Narrator by Hawkeye in his astounding skills with the energy sword. The nochy was young when my droogs and I decided to take a chill off of the old mantle and we headed West. While a bit of the old ultraviolence may have been in order, we had other things on our rassoodocks: namely, the consumption of White Castle sliders. We consumed, oh we consumed, my brothers, and the nochy left us feeling very fagged and fashed and sloshed, especially after playage upon the return to Middlebrook commenced. 'Twas around 7 AM it was when we finally ended the playage and made commerce to UDS where we ate until Hawkeye made cal in his pants. We all still felt a bit fashed, so we all retired to our rooms for a bit of spatchka. Amen. And all that cal. -an evening at Middlebrook with the guys through the mind of someone who loves Clockwork Orange a little too much
You Are 95% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
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My Interests

Film, SAN ANDREAS, Kingdom Hearts, RISK, Theo and Thaddeus, Dillinger Four concerts, John Woo films, Takashi Miike films, hating on Michael Moore even though I'm a liberal motherfucker, hating on movies that everyone loves like Napoleon Dynamite and Amelie, gangster films, moloko and ultraviolence, Grand Theft Auto, Metal Gear Solid, Silent Hill, Final Fantasy, and pretty much video games in general, writing scripts and making films out of them, jail-bait cock-tease bitches, being extremely politically incorrect, coppers, blaggers, shooters, and a bit of the old 'ows ya favah, listening to Milo ramble about tea, not dealing with other people's drama, listening to La Traviata while sipping a fine pinot noir and discussing my feelings in between reading Kafka and other such homosexual things

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" ..The strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. Oh yes and a dwarf, or eh, midget...I don't know what they're called exactly, but theyre, uh, little people...little, Billy Barty, God rest...but thin fingers, not the fat sausage fingers...

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Elliott Smith, The Hives, Mindless Self Indulgence, KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, Electric Six, Sigur Ros, Brother Ali, Rage Against the Machine, Green Day, Dead Kennedys, Sweet J.A.P., Wolfmother, Anti-Flag, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beck, Ryan Adams, The Servant, The Positions NYC, The Streets, No Doubt, The Clash, Dillinger Four, Sex Pistols, Johnny Cash, The Flaming Lips, The Beatles, John Lennon, Angelo Badalamenti, Massive Attack, M83, VNV Nation, CombiChrist, Suicide Commando, Funker Vogt, Velvet Acid Christ, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Atmosphere, Cypress Hill, Public Enemy, The RZA, Dessa Darling, Ima Robot, Manic Street Preachers, The Strokes, Iggy Pop, The Damned, Ramones, Portishead, Elvis Costello, Nick Cave, Frank Sinatra, Huey Lewis and the News, Guitar Wolf, Gogol Bordello, The Ukranians, A Flock of Seagulls, The Cure, The Killers, Aphex Twin, Sham 69, Buzzcocks, Demitoile, The Velvet Underground, Modest Mouse, Death Cab for Cutie, Coldplay, Aimee Mann, Jack Johnson, The Beta Band, Django Reinhardt, Charlie Parker, Louis Armstrong, Gene Kelley, Bix Beiderbecke, Miles Davis, Kronos Quartet, Beethoven, Bach, Pavorotti, Yo-Yo Ma, STEPHEN LYNCH

Movies:

Greats That Never Get Old (Besides obviously Oldboy): Fight Club, Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, American Psycho, Audition, Fireworks, Sonatine, Millenium Mambo, Ichi the Killer, A Clockwork Orange, A Better Tomorrow, The Killer, Leon: The Professional, Apocolypse Now!, Mean Streets, Taxi Driver, GoodFellas, Casino, The Departed, Eraserhead, Mulholland Dr., The Proposition, Animal House, Monty Python's The Life of Brian, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Kikujiro, The Shawshank Redemption, Scarface, The Third Man, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, The Usual Suspects, The Devil's Rejects, Blade Runner, Star WarsThe Rest of My Collection: Accepted, American Beauty, Bad Santa, A Better Tomorrow II, Better Luck Tomorrow, Black Hawk Down, Blade II, Boiler Room, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, Brick, Brother, Bullet in the Head, Century of the Dragon, Children of Men, Chungking Express, Clerks., Closer, Collateral, The Constant Gardener, Crash, Dawn of the Dead (remake), The Deer Hunter, Edward Scissorhands, Enemy at the Gates, Equilibrium, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Eyes Wide Shut, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, The Fountain, Fulltime Killer, Garden State, Gangster No. 1, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, Go, Good Will Hunting, The Green Mile, The Grey Zone, Happiness of the Katakuris, Hard Boiled, A History of Violence, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Hostel, House of 1000 Corpses, Hustle and Flow, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead, Igby Goes Down, Infernal Affairs, Intermission, In the Bedroom, Irreversible, Jackass: The Movie, Jacob's Ladder, Ju-on, Ju-on 2, The Killing Fields, Kundun, Kung Fu Hustle, The Last Kiss, The Last Samurai, The Limey, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Lord of War, Lost in Translation, Lucky Number Slevin, The Machinist, Mad Max, Mallrats, Man on Fire, Narc, Natural Born Killers, Once a Thief, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, One Hour Photo, The Producers, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Punch Drunk Love, The Punisher, The Re-Animator, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Ronin, Session 9, Seven, Sin City, SLC Punk!, Snatch, Spun, Swingers, A Tale of Two Sisters, Thirteen, Three Extremes..., Three Kings, Time and Tide, Training Day, Violent Cop, The War Within, Wicker Park, Zatoichi, Zoolander

Television:

The O.C., Family Guy, Comedy Central Presents..., The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Late Night with Conan O'Brian, Chapelle's Show, South Park, Insomniac with Dave Attell, Kid Notorious, Home Movies, Sealab 2021, The Brak Show, the Surreal Life episode where MiniMe gets drunk off his ass and moans like a strange little beast and then gets naked and pisses in the corner

Books:

GOOGLE for DUMMIES, The Complete Idiots' Guide to Self-Esteem, A Clockwork Orange, American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, Glamorama, Less Than Zero, Lunar Park, The Informers, Bright Lights Big City, All She Was Worth, Fight Club, Lullaby, Wiseguy, Casino, Che, Mao: The Unknown Story, America: The Book, Malcom X: The Autobiography, The Dark Side of Camelot, Angels and Demons, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Slaughter-House Five, Cat's Cradle, 1984, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Heart of Darkness, Rain Fall, Stranger Than Fiction, The Godfather, Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Hiroshima, Requiem for a Dream, Last Exit to Brooklyn, The Lost World, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, Killing Pablo, Son of the Revolution, The No-Nonsense Guide to Globalization, Cuando Era Puertorriquena, The Art of War, Beyond Good and Evil, The Antichrist, Leviathan

Heroes:

.. width="425" height="350"Oh Daesu, Eric Cartman, Max Payne, Solid Snake, Master Chief, other fictional characters, and whoever gets to bang Shannyn Sossaman right now as we speak

My Blog

I am Shiva the God of Death

 Robert Oppenheimer, the supervising scientist on the Manhattan Project said that, upon the testing of his creation that ultimately led to the mushroom clouds that emerged in the place of section...
Posted by The Baron on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:54:00 PST

Newness and originality: another observation

First thing to note here is that there indeed has been a hiccup in my original plan to post daily due to time constraints because of studying and editing some film together, but that doesn't mean that...
Posted by The Baron on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:10:00 PST

Observation of Cultural Studies Majors...ism

 All right people, I may be not giving credit where credit is undeniably due. It's not just Cultural Studies majors that fall into this observation, it's the whole damn department.  Okay so ...
Posted by The Baron on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:58:00 PST

Hangovers are strange.

 I had a fair amount to drink last night at First Ave and needless to say, I was slightly hung-over today at work even though I sobered up well before I fell asleep at about 7:45 this mornin...
Posted by The Baron on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:10:00 PST

Hostel: Part II is way more intelligent than it has any business being

 I can't believe I'm advocating such an uber-feminist piece of text, considering how much of a misogynistic individual I am, but it proves that Eli Roth is either a total genius or an accidental ...
Posted by The Baron on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:46:00 PST

The Vibe

 A simple observation, that could very well turn into a ramble.  I enjoy the website MNVibe. It cues one into upcoming events that many would not know about normally (all hail the undergroun...
Posted by The Baron on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:17:00 PST

I keep hearing my roomate say "dammit" and Im not sure why

 Well my friends it is yet another semi-cold, drizzly, disgusting, vile, horrifically framed day here in the Twin Cities. Thank christ classes, work, and life are concentrated indoors.  Let...
Posted by The Baron on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:55:00 PST

I love livin in the city.

 How do you define a hole in the wall? Normally, you don't, considering that it in and of itself is defined by its title. What do you think of when you see or hear about a hole in the wall? ...
Posted by The Baron on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:32:00 PST

A look of hate? From a hater? NO.

 Okay first order of business, I say to myself, when my eyes flutter open this morning, encrusted with that mysterious gunk we noun-ify (PLEASE tell me that I just created a verb here)&...
Posted by The Baron on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:36:00 PST

Michael Clayton and other assorted ramblings

 Michael Clayton is one hell of a film-going experience, if only for the mind-blowing closing credits. Don't believe me? Go see for yourself. I highly doubt there has ever been a closing credits ...
Posted by The Baron on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:48:00 PST