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REGIONRAT

The book that's bad for you.

About Me



THE BOOK THAT'S BAD FOR YOU

FIRST EDITION 2003, SECOND EDITION 2006

(a SIX GALLERY PRESS original)

Copyright © 2006, 2003 by Richard Laskowski

This is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents, dialogues, settings, and businesses portrayed in it are products of the author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual NW Indiana events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

REGIONRAT, a novel / Laskowski, Richard A.

p. cm.- (Six Gallery Press)

ISBN 0-9726301-7-1

Manufactured in the United States of America


This fiction novel RATED R -- contains graphic violence, broken language, pervasive drug content, and adult sexual themes. Parental discretion advised.

YO WHERE THEY STAY AT?


HEY. CHECK IT. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT RAY?

Ray Kozlowski was a dude who kicked it around NW Indiana in the mid 90's. He was completely focused on hammering gravity bongs and working over hot high school girls . This is a story about the human heart in conflict with itself and its surroundings. It's a reminder to every REGIONRAT of how we once survived, and others choked on the grit, in a weird concrete world of creepy smokestakes, liquor store litter, and infinite road construction.

STRAIGHT DOPE ON LASKOWSKI

My name's Richard Laskowski . I was born September 29, 1975, in Chicago, Illinois. I'm a writer of contemporary urban realism with no academic literary influence . I wrote a book called REGIONRAT (published by Six Gallery Press in 2003), based on the true story of a tragic death that tore apart a group of NW Indiana friends and the grief and blame that turned them into lifetime enemies.

My Interests

FRESH AIR & MONEY

I'd like to meet:

HOMEROOM ANNOUNCEMENTS

-this MySpace page designed by Sway .

-REGIONRAT MySpace music provided by Jason America: Failed Superhero .

-you wanna check out the filmed REGIONRAT preview on YouTube? Head right HERE .

-the REGIONRAT trailer you just saw on YouTube was created by Marc Nelson .

-if you like reading about NW Indiana, check the blogs of Joseph .

-REGIONRATS are rough. Straight up. Cruise into a burn-down session inside the REGIONRAT MYSPACE GROUP .

-REGIONRAT is only available online. Browse your favorite search engine, or go straight to AMAZON .

-to preview the black-market REGIONRAT E-book, click right about ... HERE .

-you wanna find out what's up for this weekend? Check out NWiLive.com , or see them on MySpace .

-i've disabled html in the comment section so people don't scratch the pretty page that Sway built, but I encourage NW Indiana artists to promote themselves below. If you're a fan of this or that, chill out and take in the info people provide.

-this is the part of the show where I drop the code for a sweet-ass MySpace banner for purposes of copy and pasting:

-here's what the Banner will look like (incase you're curious):

REGIONRAT SOUNDS LIKE

Tobias Wolff / JD Salinger / Jim Carroll / Iceberg Slim .

Music:

YES

Movies:

YES

Television:

YES

Books:

YES

Heroes:

NO

VERY BAD INGREDIENTS:

TITLE: REGIONRAT
AUTHOR: RICHARD LASKOWSKI
CLASSIFICATION: FICTION
PUBLISHER: SIX GALLERY PRESS
PUBLISHER TYPE: INDEPENDENT PRESS
PURPOSE: JOY READING
PAGES: 448
FEATURING: WATERBONG INTERMISSION
PRICE: $13.00 USD
HOOK UP: AMAZON

My Blog

its never nothing

The job I have has something to do with a Rock radio station somewhere in this country. Sometimes I get to do things you could justify as at least being creative (when consultants and clients allow). ...
Posted by REGIONRAT on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:34:00 PST

Softball

I'm hitting .356 and patrolling Left Field for my softball team. I'm going into the playoffs with a sprained wrist, shin splints, and a chewed up forearm from taking home plate head-first wh...
Posted by REGIONRAT on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:41:00 PST

Regionrat News and Such

There's a better than slight chance that Regionrat will be available in stores within the year. It would require a 3rd edition to be created so I can classify it as a new title. A couple things have t...
Posted by REGIONRAT on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:34:00 PST

Who in the hell ate my wings and drank my Miller Lite?

I wanna start off by saying that I've never blacked-out in my entire life, and that's true up until right now. Never & have I blacked-out. Ever. Ever. Don't throw your intoxication theories at me afte...
Posted by REGIONRAT on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:53:00 PST

I thought Kurt Vonnegut Jr. was dead already

See. I'm ashamed. I thought Kurt Vonnegut Jr. was already dead. Seriously. Did he die again? He was a great writer. He did a good job at making everyone else seem absurd. Bukowski does that too. Just ...
Posted by REGIONRAT on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:39:00 PST

Basketball Game Cancelled

I got a mass email today. It was addressed to all players, media, and expected guests. The United Way has cancelled their basketball matchup against the celebrities (and one non-celeb I'm bummed...
Posted by REGIONRAT on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:19:00 PST

The Nature of God

Picture it: I'm jamming away on a very important project that will vault me into the group of D-list Celebrities. To keep me working I'm blasting some Too Short. My cell phone rings. It's an unknown c...
Posted by REGIONRAT on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST

I shot a gun.

Yesterday I shot real guns for the first time ever and I lived to tell about it. I fired a 20-gauge shot-gun and a 9mm Ruger handgun. If you've never shot guns before, you wouldn't believe the power o...
Posted by REGIONRAT on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

Love your show

The popular catch-phrase I hear lately in the big-boy world is: "I love your show. Hey, I love your show. Love your show." I think Catfish started saying it first, and then it spread. I don't have a s...
Posted by REGIONRAT on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:08:00 PST

Sweet. A book review I was unaware of.

Life as a Region Rat (should be one word) revealed Elizabeth Wilkinson Posted: 10/30/06 The title "Regionrat" jumps out at those of us who grew up in Northwest Indiana. We can identify with the term, ...
Posted by REGIONRAT on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:50:00 PST