Food, pissin on peoples beds and smoking cigars.
Any hot bitch that comes my way.
You having a laugh, I can't stand it.
Men in Black, Lord of the Rings (1-3), Pug in the city, any Gangster movies (layer Cake, Lock stock and two smoking barrels) etc.
Eastenders "you slag", Loose women, sex and the city, Friday night with Jonathan Ross.
Anything i can piss on.
Frank from MIB.