God is Like |
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. &n...
Posted by Harold on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:34:00 PST |
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long |
She used to call me baby... I thought she was such a ladyBut my how things have changed since times moved onI gave her my last dollar... And now all she'll do is hollerOh my life has become a country...
Posted by Harold on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:39:00 PST |
Afternoon Humor |
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." &
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Posted by Harold on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:51:00 PST |
Work VS Prison |
Sound familiar?
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
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@ PRISON
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in...
Posted by Harold on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:03:00 PST |
I owe my Mother |
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning....
Posted by Harold on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:40:00 PST |
R U Smarter Than a 5TH Grader |
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/newsletter/mu-html
/ny-et5thgrade0227-quiz,0,3118508.triviaquiz?coll=orl-midday
update-utility
Quiz: Are...
Posted by Harold on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:15:00 PST |
What makes 100% |
This is strictly a mathematical viewpoint...> it goes like this:>> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder> about those people who say they are&nb...
Posted by Harold on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:09:00 PST |
Whats, Makes 100% |
This is strictly a mathematical viewpoint...> it goes like this:>> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder> about those people who say they are&nb...
Posted by Harold on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:38:00 PST |
Globalization |
Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death...
Posted by Harold on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:56:00 PST |
License |
This is cute!!!!I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement,new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can'thear anything quieter than a jet engine, tak...
Posted by Harold on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:21:00 PST |
