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Six Figure Smithers

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About Me

I'm your average kind of man, I like frosted barley pops and I drink em out of the can! Other than that, I live in Bowling Green, where I poop my pants and fart a lot. Hmmm other than that, I like music and movies (who doesn't) I play disc golf, croquet, and I paint stuff when I feel like it.Dogs and cats are better than kids because they eat less, don't ask for money all the time and are easier to train. They usually come when called, never drive your car, don’t hang out with drug-using friends, don’t smoke or drink, don’t worry about “needing” the latest fashions, and don’t borrow your clothes. Moreover, they don’t need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they DO get pregnant, you can sell their children.

My Interests

Being myself and doing what I do, whatever that is. I'll do most anything. I like to play Croquet, and disc golf. I also play warhammer 40k and various computer games.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone really cool like..... or wait it would be someone really rich who would hand me some money... or would it be some super famous dude/chick so i could pretend I'm cool? Do I really need to meet someone?

Music:

I love music and I listen to anything and everything other than what I don't listen to. I hate the radio other than bob and tom. I'm sorry but I hate all that shit they play on the radio. I do however like to listen to, Clutch, NoFx, Dane Cook, Dave Attel, The Beastie Boys, Ice Cube, Bad Religion, Nirvana, Pennywise, Ludacris, Primus, Sublime, Spike Jones and His City Slickers, Asylum Street Spankers, The Reverand Horton Heat and a bunch of other shit you don't care about.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski. I love that movie! Office Space, Time Bandits, Employee of The Month (the one made before the one with Dane Cook in it), The Pirate Movie, The Jerk, The Ice Pirates, Robot Jocks, American Pie 1-3, Full Metal Jacket, Fear and Loating in Las Vegas, Terminator 1-3, Vampire Hunter D, Ninja Scroll, Star Wars (the old ones only) American Movie, Evil Dead! Lost Highway, Idiocracy

Television:

T.V. is cool but they never show the stuff I really want to see.

Books:

I love a good book! Hmmmm I dunno, historical fiction has always been a favorite genre. I have this book written by a Sweedish dude about Long John Silver, it's good. Books are good. Turn off the tv and read. Also ride your bike and eat your veggies.

Heroes:

If you ask me the world could use a few superheroes.

My Blog

I love it when you kick someones ass so bad in COD4 that their clan kicks you out of the server

People take that game way too serious but I honestly get a huge kick out of getting kicked from servers.  I don't cheat and I try to play fair but some times people just can't accecpt the fact th...
Posted by Six Figure Smithers on Wed, 14 May 2008 09:00:00 PST

The Cleveland Browns and The Pro Bowl

Anderson, Winslow headed to Pro Bowl The Browns' travelling party for the 2008 Pro Bowl has grown again.Quarterback Derek Anderson and tight end Kellen Winslow were named to the AFC Pro Bowl team Mond...
Posted by Six Figure Smithers on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:58:00 PST

The five stages of Patriots grief

By DJ Gallo The Origional Article can be found here http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/080204 &sportCat=nfl   It's a sad day in Boston. Happy and full of joy everywhere else...
Posted by Six Figure Smithers on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:23:00 PST

Don’tbuy Dungeon Lords

So I was at Wally World finishing my xmas shopping and I see Dungeon Lords for the PC for sale at $9.99.  It looked cool and I bought it.  This game fucking blows!  I played for about a...
Posted by Six Figure Smithers on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:38:00 PST

Voodoo Glow Skulls

So the Voodoo Glow Skulls played here in town tonight at Howards Club H and I got to see them.!!!!! It was an awesome show and I got to talk to the lead singer! More to follow when i ave more tmie an...
Posted by Six Figure Smithers on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:55:00 PST

the info

Here are the details: Deck-Hanneman Funeral Home   1460 W. Wooster St., Bowling Green OH  43402  419-352-2171Visitation:  Thursday, May 17   2-4 pm an...
Posted by Six Figure Smithers on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:47:00 PST

I'll miss you.

My grandma died today.  It's very sad but I know she is in a better place and I know she was more than ready to go. 
Posted by Six Figure Smithers on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:00:00 PST

depression

So my grandma isn't eating and is barely drinking.  She fell again while I was away on vacation and we think she pulled a rib and broke her tail bone.  There isn't much we can do except keep...
Posted by Six Figure Smithers on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:28:00 PST

stuff I do when I'm bored.

So I was sitting on the throne readin a Filson catalog and I decided to see how much it would cost if I bought all my clothes from them.  (If you don't know what Filson stuff is check out www.fil...
Posted by Six Figure Smithers on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

pow!

We went out shooting today and it was a pretty good time. (as usual)  I shot Buzz Lightyear in the heart and blew his batteries out.  I shot him in the helmet as well but I guess I missed hi...
Posted by Six Figure Smithers on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:25:00 PST