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How the fuck do you write anything here without sounding like a wanker?

That makes me sound horrible. I'm not. Or maybe I am, there's no way to know for sure if your basing your oppinion on a myspaz profile.
These days I prefer to dye my hair stupid colours and listen to the type of music most people call "noise" I have a healthy appreciation of the human body and the way it works and moves. The only thing stopping me hacking people open to see their innards is my fear of jail, the legalities of it all, morality and my clothes would get in a mess.

I would quite like to be a contortionist.

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My Interests

I love horror, all things samurai and Japanese, mindless violence in the name of art, music, going to the movies, reading, dancing badly, smiling, being stared at in the street, food, drinking with my friends, my bf and family, singing really loud, cake, jelly belly's, dying my hair.

I'd like to meet:

I intend to judge you, not on the music you listen to or the clothes you wear (although they are pretty good indicators of the type of person you are), But on the things you say and do. We all pigeon hole people, it's a human thing to do. The question is, are you a big enough person to not care about what stereotype your friends fit into or are you so shallow minded your friends can only consist of the people who fit into yours.
People who are considerably more intelligent than me.
I get about I do. Say hi.

Music:

I take music very seriously. A bloody good playlist can bring back memories and emotions long forgotten. The choice of music can make or break a moment.
I listen to
30 Seconds to Mars
30 Seconds to Mars
Alison Krauss
Amy Macdonald
Amy Winehouse
Animal collective
Arctic Monkeys
Arnocorps
Belle & Sebastian
Bif Naked
Black Eyed Peas
Blondie
Christophe Beck
Counting Crows
Darling Violetta
Dave Matthews Band
Death Cab For a Cutie
Depeche Mode
Disturbed
Drowning Pool
Ella Fitzgerald
Evanescence
Fall Out Boy
Fear Factory
Finley Quay
Garbage
Goo Goo Dolls
Gorillaz
Greenday
Gwen Stefani
Hard Fi
Hole
ICP
Jack Johnson
Jamie T
Jefferson Airplane
Jimmy Eat World
K's Choice
Katie Melua
Kelis
Laurel & Hardy
Lauryn Hill
Led Zepplin
Lilly Allen
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Machinehead
Madonna
Metallica
Michelle Branch
Mike Oldfield
Minimoni
Modest Mouse
Mozart
Mr. Bungle
Nerina Pallot
Nina Kinert
Nine Inch Nails
No Doubt
NOFX
Noots
Panic! At The Disco
Paramore
Peaches
Pearl Jam
Pink Floyd
Placebo
Plain White T's
Rage Against The Machine
Rasputina
Razorlite
Reliant K
Robyn
Rob Zombie
Sandi Thom
Sarah Mclachlan
Scouting For Girls
Shed Seven
Siverchair
Slayer
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
(Smog)
Snow Patrol
Sophie Ellis Bextor
Static X
Stephen Lynch
Stereophonics
Stonesour
Sublime
Sweet
System Of a Down
Taking Back Sunday
Tenacious D
The Beta Band
The Cranberries
The Crystal Method
The Dillinger Escape Plan
The Distillers
The Divinyls
The Doors
The Dust Brothers
The Engine Room
The Flaming Lips
The Fratellis
The Fray
The Hives
The Kaiser Cheifs
The Killers
The Kooks
The Offspring
The Only Ones
The Ordinary Boys
The Postal Service
The Scurvy Pirates
The Sounds
The Stone Roses
The Streets
The Strokes
The The
The Used
The View
The White Stripes
Three Doors Down
Tori Amos
Travis
Weezer
Wheatus
Wild Cherry
William Shatner
Yeah Yeah Yeah's

Now That's Diversity.

Movies:

There is nothing I can write here that would cover it.

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Television:

All bow down to ~

Cath

Cath can usually been seen huddling behind someone much bigger and tougher than she.
If you want to see someone really squirm in a dark, claustrophobic and haunted cellar or cubby hole (where she's inevitably been left on her own to suffer), Cath's your lady.

Books:

I have hundreds of books. I wish it was thousands... One day.

Heroes:

The inventors of white shirts and irons. Sean The Sheep.

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