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horse thief

maybe partying will help

About Me

somewhere along the line, someone deleted my "about me" information.i guess this means there is nothing to say about me.

My Interests

nutella. climbing trees. photobooths. my bike. argyle socks. grocery coupons. bandanas. thrift stores. standing too close to moving trains. cereal with marshmallows. girls in glasses. asian supermarkets. number two pencils. not missing the last train home. "air quotes". when the rhythm of the music is perfectly synchronized to something else like windshield wipers or a wagging tail or someone on a stair climber. pete rose. sniffing my hands every 30seconds after i've used someone else's soap. repeating visual patterns. saving fortune cookie fortunes. abandoned subways. cat breath. palak paneer. unicorns. yellow bananas on their way to brown. that wrist-to-elbow area. transit maps. chinese propaganda posters. staring at lobsters at the market. bigass headphones. bigphone headass. used book smell. fake sausage, real eggs. 5 1/4" floppy disks. sparks. mini-vacs. well-oiled lion tamers. perfectly broken in t-shirts. hideous deep sea fish. the sound of packing tape. vodka connoiseurship. beer snobbery. friends coming back to me. the kids in my building who run screaming down the hall. water towers shaped like milk jugs. cookies with icing. handmade soap. quinoa. not working and still getting paid. people who drink non-alcoholic beer in a brown paper bag. Cincinnati style chili

I'd like to meet:

and since they deleted this too, i guess this means i don't need to meet anyone anymore.

Music:

i saw LIARS a while back, and witnessed something i hope i never forget. i'm used to seeing teenagers at shows, but this time there was a group of about 8 or 9 kids who looked to range in ages from about 10-13(!!) milling around outside. and once we got inside, they were right up in front, and they TORE IT UP. one kid in particular, a 12yr old boy named ben, was so into cutting completely loose that a visibly (even with his hair completely covering his face) shocked-and-amused angus (the 9ft tall singer) pulled him up onto the stage and danced with him. and during the last song of the encore, the guitarist pointed to the two drums on the side of the stage and said "do you want to play those? i'm not using them"... so ben got up on stage and did an inpressive job keeping up. and the whole time i'm dancing and enjoying myself, and i realized that i was totally feeding off the energy of these unjaded, genuinely excited kids 10ft away. these kids, and ben in particular, were having a pure amazing Rock And Roll Experience they will remember for the REST OF THEIR LIVES. and THAT, as listeners and particpants in music, is what what i believe we should be striving for.

i have recently realized that i have no idea whatsoever what albums could qualify for any sort of "best of 2006". everything i've been listening to for a long long time is from, like, ten years ago (current active band exeptions include TV On The Radio and Espers). so instead, i'll throw together a list of what i consider to be perfectly flawless albums:
Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea
Spiritualized - Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space
A Tribe Called Quest - The Low End Theory
Superchunk - On The Mouth
Radiohead - OK Computer
Slint - Spiderland
Fugazi - Red Medicine

Movies:

charade. instrument. the jerk.

Television:

The Office, mainly.

Books:

Love In The Time Of Cholera. Lolita. A Confederate General From Big Sur. Brave New World. Acme Novelty Library. a Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Burn Collector. More Noise Please. Our Band Could Be Your Life. Bomb The Suburbs/No More Prisons.

Heroes:

Angela Davis. my parents. lots of people who never heard of myspace.

My Blog

at least one drawing from the past six months

this last one should look familiar to anyone spending any time on this site. man, i can't believe i haven't updated in 8 months....
Posted by horse thief on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 01:26:00 PST

a long but worthwhile entry regarding abandoned hotels and religious cults

'twas saturday afternoon and Moira was here. she was supposed to be working on a photo project shooting cityscapes. there's plenty of that in my neighborhood, so we started out walking over to the Eas...
Posted by horse thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm taking the drawings out of my profile pictures and putting them here

so now there's more room for absurdity that looks like me instead of absurdity that looks like monsters and robots. ...
Posted by horse thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

finally: a funeral for a rat tail

i told you i cut it off, and here is the much anticipated photographic documentation of this tragic event. it's now sitting, still banded together, on my desk. i'm contemplating t...
Posted by horse thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So You Want To Be A Nude Model: A Quick Primer

so first, getting the job. there's a couple diffent ways schools have for hiring models. most of them have one Models Co-ordinator who will do a brief interview (and no, you don't have to strip for ...
Posted by horse thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

today in cincinnati i saw:

-one best-friend-ever slash ex-girlfriend (jenn) -two former roommates (andy AND grover, in the same location but not at the same time). -one former co-worker (drew) (well, two, if you count sarah, ...
Posted by horse thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

and now, a handful of absurd.

two more small drawings, full of sound and fury and signifying muffins. both were drawn in a matter of minutes while standing behind a counter at my shameful retail job. this one was on the back of ...
Posted by horse thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

might as well... another drawing:

again, this was based off some random picture off someone's profile, so forgive me if seems a little creepy. if i knew who she was or how to find her, i'd at least like to thank her for being expressi...
Posted by horse thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

two recent drawings.

the first one was at the request of my honorable friend nettie (who used to be on myspace but she's too good for us now). she's brainy and is about to graduate from college, but before she does, she n...
Posted by horse thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how i spent my winter vacation

i will be ending this long vacation and going back to work soon. i'm actually kinda welcoming the change, because all this leisure has made me sluggish. which is not to say i haven't been productive w...
Posted by horse thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST