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Sam

jaffatime

About Me

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"anyone seen My landlord???!!! (where are you you filthy twisted bastard there are depraved cats living underneath my floorboards, they've built some sort of brothel...what?....now they are MULTIPLYING!!!!!) "er....um,scuse me,er....you...er....you wouldnt'nt be from england, would you!Er....an artist,maybe....er.....WHAT THE....!"

My Interests

Jaffa Cakes,
The Apolcalypse,
Entropy,
Pudding,

The small people who live between the cracks in the pavement,

Music:

Prokofiev played backwards on 3 shots of peyote

Television:


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO! BAD ANKLE BITERS

Books:

Book of Revelation,
Nuclear warfare for dummies,
1984,
Why cats paint

Heroes:


(dorothy) wizard of oz

My Blog

February

February  month of dull drab hellish urban decay: February is a gift from the gods of depression and depravity, it reeks in its full rain fuelled entirety of ill education and unemployment; it is th...
Posted by Sam on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:30:00 PST

wild thingz


Posted by Sam on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST

Day 1 lesson

The carnage was immeasurable, no, scratch that, inevitable, oh and irreparable, oh and totally not his fucking fault whatsoever. Sam chomped on his tongue and began rhythmically punching the computer ...
Posted by Sam on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:43:00 PST