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neil

that's me with the big yellow head

About Me

I like to drink guiness, with or without tia maria in it. i also like brown ale, white russians and hp sauce, although not neccesarily together.i can't spell to save my life and and i can't whistle either, other than that though i can do pretty much everything. ...oh, and i'm trying not to add loads of randoms that i've never spoken to and probably never will, so divvent bother asking. I'm always up for the craic however so do message me, ta.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Neil
Birthday: may 1976
Birthplace: Newcastle upon Tyne
Current Location: newcastle
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5 something-7 maybe 8 , i'm not sure
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: eh? geordie, english, white, working class?
The Shoes You Wore Today: are some nice dunlop green flash
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: i'm from shields and therefore not afriad of anything.
Your Perfect Pizza: big n meaty (oo,er missus)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: leave me alone, i'll call the police you pevert...
Thoughts First Waking Up: i have to go to work/uni...twat.
Your Best Physical Feature: My arse, it's a smooth as silk and as soft as a baby's erm, arse.
Your Bedtime: your bedtime
Your Most Missed Memory: i can't remember
Pepsi or shirley: shirley
MacDonalds or Burger King: kfc
Single or Group Dates: single, i think.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: just tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: either
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: no,it's a fucking terrible habit
Do you Sing: very badly
Do you Shower Daily: i find it helps with the smell, yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: not usually, but they make me
Do you want to get Married: yeah, alright then.
Do you belive in yourself: i definatley exist, i've seen photographic evidence.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: most of the time, more when i'm pissed.
Are you a Health Freak: na
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: absolutely
Do you play an Instrument: yes, i play bass and a bit of guitar. not a whole one, just a bit of one...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not as much as i should have
In the past month have you Smoked: na
In the past month have you been on Drugs: a bit
In the past month have you gone on a Date: na
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no,america is such a long way away(cheers Tiny, i'll have that one)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: strangley, yes, but a packet, not a box.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: na
In the past month have you been on Stage: usually
In the past month have you been Dumped: na
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the North Sea? i fucking doubt it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only the hearts of the young ladies of Newcastle...
Ever been Drunk: once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: not that i recall
Ever been Beaten up: not yet
Ever Shoplifted: they're too heavy(insert cymbal crash here)
How do you want to Die: on my 120th birthday just after having sex with miss world and her twin sister on a bed made from a large pile of cash, just as i finish a nice cup of tea.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i don't believe it'll ever happen.
What country would you most like to Visit: india
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not bothered as long as they both look in the same direction
Favourite Hair Color: i like 'em dark
Short or Long Hair: yes
Height: bigger than a dwarf,smaller than a giant
Weight: somewhere between Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass
Best Clothing Style: 60's is good,mini skirts n the like
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: a fair few
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none i can think of
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My Interests

i like music, listening to it, writing it and performing it. i also enjoy drinking in the pub and having a bit of a dance. I usually enjoy dancing more when there's music involved and also alcohol, as i seem unable to do it when sober.

I'd like to meet:

some people, preferably some nice ones, that maybe share some of the same intresets as me, specially music as that's important to me. And people that can hold an intelligent conversation about topics other than Eastenders and football, maybe about literature and art and music. nah, not really, i just want to meet attractive girls with low standards and no morals. ;]

Music:

Like most people i have wide and varied taste in music such as; The Beatles, the stones, electric soft parade, lindisfarne, muse, Jeff buckley, the who, small faces, charlatans, the verve, s.f.a, john Martyn, beastie boys, ride, the band,pumpkins, nick drake, Nick drake, the hives, simple kid, j.c. superstar, the reindeer section, the kinks, teenage fanclub, the weakerthans,stevie wonder,spinal tap, little feat, the motorettes, Elliott Smith, beck, The Shins, maximo Park,and loads of other bands, mainly in an indie stylee. I also like some other bands which are so obscure that by association they make me very cool indeed, but you wouldn't have heard of them so i'll not bother to list them...

Movies:

leon, shawshank redemption, star wars, this is spinal tap, a hard days night, live and let die, the usual suspects, team america, Jesus christ super star, the killing fields, and loads of others i can't think of at the moment. i'm quite keen on shitty martial arts films too, particularly the classic 'ninja terminator'.

Television:

the mighty boosh, peep show, black books, green wing, monty python, spaced,heroes, 24, six feet under, the usual stuff...

Books:

to kill a mockingbird,The life of Pi, Paddy Clarke ha, ha ,ha, zen and the art of motorcylce maintenance, Catch 22, slaughterhouse no.5, The wasp factory, High fidelity, the timewaster letters, the very hungry caterpillar, around Ireland with a fridge, The 'His Dark Materials' trilogy, Mr Men books, Tolkien, just books really

Heroes:

macca, john entwhistle,ray mears, micheal caine, steve mcqueen, john peel, fred dibnah, pete n dud.