Thor

I was born to Odin, the All-Father of the Asgardian gods. My moms is Gaia, the goddess of the Earth. My early years were pure Hades (sorry for mixing up my theologies) due to the hijinks and shenanigans of my half-brother Loki.When I grew up, I took a well-paying gig as the Norse God of Thunder. I maintained that position for a number of millenia. However, Dads thought I was getting "too big for my loincloth," as he put it, and so sent me to Midgard to learn humility. Always the entrepeneur, I decided to use my powers for good and became one of the original Avengers.