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My dad used to smack my bottom and I was exposed to bingo as a five year old..

My mind is getting narrower and my waist is getting wider, there used to be a time when it was the other way round...

I LOVE Coffee but Cappuccinos make me YACK!

I'm either up or down never quite in between ... who said life was boring?..

My Interests

Dogs (you can see my daughters in my pics),
Kites,
Bikes,
MG's,
Margot,
www.taniarivera.com
and most of all my husband

I'd like to meet:

I have met the only man I need to meet, my soul mate, apart from him the list is very superficial ...

Richard Hammond

Sonia Evans

Sandra Bullock

IT from Past Generations

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Music:

The cheesier the better I have the worst CD collection in British History ...

Love Kylie, Love Jamelia, Adored Steps and Love Charlotte Church the pop year...

I also have to make my criminality even worse ... Bad Boys Inc, Daphne & Celeste, 911, Robbie Williams the drug years it just gets worse! Jimmy Sommerville (I must tell you my I met Jimmy Story one day).

Quality music (does that sound dodgy?)I adore Darren Hayes, Chemical Bothers, Fat Boy Slim ...

Movies:

Gods and Monsters
Coccoon
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Hostel - That is just too sick
Brokeback Mountain
Crash
The Money Pit
Shawn of the Dead
Short Circuit
Freaky Friday (the Shelly Long version)
Twelve Monkeys
Back to the Future
Donnie Darko
The Fifth Element
The Skeleton Key
Notes on a Scandal ...

How to Fold a T-Shirt
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How to Park a Roller

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Television:

Countryfile (don't ask)

Fire Hose Rodeo

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Books:

Marked for Life by Paul Margs, Dirty Weekend by Helen Zahvi

Heroes:

My Hero is my husband Barry ...

And someone who deserves to kiss my Butt is ...
The Anti Christ, Madonna. she is a low down cheap little tramp, She is morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, has no taste, no sense of humour and she smells. Now on your knees and pucker up Madge.

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My Blog

FLU Treatments and Neuropsychiatric episodes

These treatments are not widely available through the NHS but are available to people in Critical Care Groups so I am posting it just in case it doesn't hit the UK press ...US regulations are slightly...
Posted by The Purple Aardvark! on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:19:00 PST

La Lah

We're gonna live we're gonna die all within 30 seconds of eating a bacon egg bagel & cheese whilst reading the News of the World speaking on my mobile my landline and MSN Not forgetting natural di...
Posted by The Purple Aardvark! on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:50:00 PST

Banksy - Pure Genius

If you feel dirty, insignificant, and unloved then rats are a good role model. They exist without permission, they have no respect for the hierarchy of society, and they have sex fifty times a day. [s...
Posted by The Purple Aardvark! on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:41:00 PST

Hello and welcome to myspace

Hello world this is me I am sat here plugged into this bally thing yet again, if I aint on line it is because I am asleep and if I'm awake I'm online I love the net yet I hate the fact I just can't pu...
Posted by The Purple Aardvark! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST

Blonde Bating ...

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday! This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid...
Posted by The Purple Aardvark! on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:16:00 PST

Bitch Trolls

Wankers in this world for the last couple of weeks have been making me feel like crap I have been brooding over a poison pen letter sent by some real chicken shit anonymously through the post. I respo...
Posted by The Purple Aardvark! on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:46:00 PST

I think a little too much crazy in my coffee this week

Apart from being in bed and keeping My Homey B Company after his recent incapacity, I too was nursing a touch of 'Man Flu' again. Valerie, my piece of junk Volvo is a real boil on my bottom, she never...
Posted by The Purple Aardvark! on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST

Check out this video: Fire Hose Rodeo

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Posted by The Purple Aardvark! on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:05:00 PST

Cash Cows and the Kabbalist Milkmaids

An open letter to the The Kabbalah Centre's Kabbalah Care initiative I believe the London Centre is morally corrupt place where its only function is to milk the vulnerable of money they can ill...
Posted by The Purple Aardvark! on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:08:00 PST

The Revenge of the Dog Food Tango

So it's Saturday night and whilst I watch my honey sleep off my "man flu" (I did share, we are supposed to) those lucky bitches of mine started to do the Dog food Tango all over the laminate flooring...
Posted by The Purple Aardvark! on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST