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Dirty Sanchez

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like litters of newborn puppies and garbage cans filled with aborted fetuses. I like the sound of children in pain. I like people who are so misshapen by birth defects, they don't even appear human anymore. I like loners who stand in corners at parties. I like family gatherings which devolve into fistfights. I like listening to the clanging symphony of human frustration. I like rain and cold and dark skies and being alone.I also like fake radio. I do a weekly podcast called Sick and Wrong. Check out the show http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com

My Interests

Motorhead, Kurt Russell, Metal, Satan, Andy Kaufman, Steve Martin, Scott Baio, Richard Pryor, goth chicks with Taz Tattoos, bitchin' camaros, Sanford & Son, Q-tips, and the Olsen twins.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who has yet to hear of toilet paper. Rock and Roll casualites so far removed from reality that they don't even know what year it is. Someone who sits in a dark room, listening to the Swans, thinking of ways to ruin Christmas for three people they hardly even know.

Music:

Motorhead, Slayer, Mayhem, Bathory, Impaled, High on Fire, Burzum, Turbonegro, Plasmatics, Venom, Skinny Puppy, Joy Division, Bauhaus, Nick Cave, Ministry, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Butthole Surfers, GBH, The Swans, Fang, The Jesus Lizard, Negative Approach, Journey

Movies:

Gummo, Gummo , and only Gummo. And Evil Dead. Okay, I like Happiness and Welcome to the Dollhouse, too. And anything starring Chris Elliot for he is a genius.

Books:

The Fermata, MAUS I & II, Lolita, The Cruel Shoes, The Satanic Bible, Lords Of Chaos, Please Kill Me, V, Catch 22, Less than Zero, American Psycho, The Vice Guide to Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll, Answer Me, Lords of Chaos.