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Little Jihad

Gotta do what ya gotta do. Even if it's Me.

About Me

I am the sickest. Not cool sick, but just all around ill. I have a dance that will knock your pants off. I eat things for food. I play cards and boggie. And I'm totally into shooting people in the head with love and friendliness and bullets. Click here for Myspace glitter graphics and Myspace layouts

The Fairtax, people. Look it up. It's important.

My Interests

Cards
Ladies
Golden Showers
Drinking
Making an ass of Ones'self
Joe Rogan
and.....
Enthusiasm!

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet anyone that doesn't want to meet me. So if this is you, fuck off in your gym shorts. And why'd you come here anyways if you didn't want to meet me? Weirdo.And Joe Rogan.

Music:

Couldn't list it all.
But I'll try to list as many as possible.
Wednesday 13 (and all bands associated with him)
Iron Maiden
CKY
Mindless Self Indulgence
Hall and Oates (YES!)
PRETTY MUCH ALL LOCAL MUSIC
The sound of my balls slappin' against some ass!
Man, i knew i shouldn't have tried listing this shit. There's a lot more, but this is fucking boring. Music listing over.
American Psycho - Misfits

Movies:

All zombie movies, especially the slow moving zombies.
ATMG Productions
Most Quentin Tarantino
Most Horror/Slasher movies
Most X rated gay porn
This is exactly the same shit as trying to list my damn music preferences. Fucking boring.
No more movies. Message me if you really wanna know what music and movies I like.

Television:

The Office
My Name Is Earl
Heroes
Kids in my ass
Wondershowzen
Sifl and Olly
Liquid Television
Beavis and Butthead
Most any poker tv show
and my sunday afternoon cooking shows on PBS

Books:

William S. Burroughs
Hunter S. Thompson
China Mieville
Vicki Hoss
Chuck Palahniuk; the man is a genius.

Heroes:

I like the show, I thought we already covered this shit in "Television". Leave it alone. Let's go make love, eww

My Blog

An Assembly Line Love Story

Disclaimer:  This is Fiction.  I just thought I would practice my writing a little bit and I was feeling particularly inspired at my place of employment today.  I definitely do NOT 'hav...
Posted by Little Jihad on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 03:12:00 PST

Can't live with me, Can't live without me.

So I was working today (yeah, on a saturday, pshaw*)  and while i was working started thinking of an awesome idea.  My life has become pretty damn exciting these days, so I'm thinking of pi...
Posted by Little Jihad on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 06:10:00 PST

What a weekend!

Hey all! Me and number 6 had an AWESOME time this weekend.  ATMG's DVD Release party went off AWESOMELY and I AWESOMED in my PANTS!   jayrad "the jihad" hoss...
Posted by Little Jihad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Heeeeyyyyy!

Man... . . Went to an awesome show at lucky's last night. Gollum killed it. The lead singer of Lamb of God was supposed to be there, didn't show. He sometimes does vocals for em. It doesn't matte...
Posted by Little Jihad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm Flippin Out

I just got on here and I'm Trying to get used to this whole keepin up with people thing. I don't keep up with people very well, unfortunately, so this myspace thing should definitely help. All peopl...
Posted by Little Jihad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST