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"Dick'll make you slap somebody.."

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"There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at." -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe"No matter how hard we look, we seldom know whom we are looking for until after we have found them, and even then we tend to alter the preferences so to match the expectations we had. Nevertheless, in making sufficient sacrifices and compromises I believe everyone can match pretty much anyone." "If you never fight then you don't care enough to be together." "Love is not being nice... it's knowing that even in the times you aren't being nice there is love."In life there is nothing bigger than the little things...that just about sums it all up. I know who I am and I know what I want...Will you know me when you see me? Do you know what you want? Unconditional love... it exists.. but how do you balance this with respect? Giving and receiving.... I believe that every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around... "I'd rather fight with you than make love with someone else..." Isn't it funny... sometimes when our needs are met we find we don't need them after all.. " When a lovely woman stoops to folly, And finds too late that men betray, What charm can soothe her melancholy? What art can wash her guilt away? " O.G."Never Give up no matter what is going on. Never Give up. Develop the heart. Too much energy in your country is spent developing the mind .instead of the heart Be compassionate. Not just to your friends but to everyone. Be compassionate. Work for peace in your heart and in the world. Work for peace and I say again, Never Give up. No matter what is happening. No matter what is going on around you. Never Give up" H.H. the XIVth Dalai Lama
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My Personality

Neuroticism 54
Extraversion 98
Openness To Experience 86
Agreeableness 50
Conscientiousness 56

You are sociable, outgoing, energetic, and lively. You prefer to be around people much of the time. Stressful and frustrating situations can often be upsetting to you, but you are sometimes able to get over these feelings and cope with these situations. Novelty, variety, and change spice up your life and make you a curious, imaginative, and creative person. You have some concern with others' needs, and are generally pleasant, sympathetic, and cooperative. You are reasonably reliable, organized, and self-controlled.

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I'd like to meet:

Well... if you are still here on my friends list then I condsider you a real friend... if I haven't met you... then in our correspondence you said something that touched me. I'd like to meet real people who have real lives and real emotions and feelings. Not anyone who puts forward what they think people want to see, only to be exposed as fraud a little down the line. Say what you mean, mean what you say... don't put it out there if you have neither the skills nor the intention for follow-thru. In any interaction there is a degree of implied intent... know this and be aware. Be honest in your actions and your choices and you can not be held to blame. Hold yourself accountable for your actions and you can never regret nor can anyone regret their trust in you.
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. What Are The Keys To Your Heart? A friend (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust to be with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffers support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plains thing you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality

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country, rock, swing, oldies, classic, metal, ever hear of Katie Malua???Machine
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You are the perfect girlfriend - big surprise!
Heaven knows you've had enough practice. That's why you're a total pro.
If there was an Emily Post of girlfriends, it would be you.
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you're the daredevil! you love to take risks and be on the 'dangerous side'. Just dont make any wrong decisions!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: niki
Birthday: april fool's day, baby
Birthplace: chicago
Current Location: nyc
Eye Color: blue green
Hair Color: auburn
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: brown Ralph Lauren boots
Your Weakness: smooth talkers
Your Fears: SMOOTH TALKERS
Your Perfect Pizza: from Gaetano's... anything but no furry fish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a permanant place of residence(I.E. no more sublet)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: which job to I have to go to today?
Your Best Physical Feature: hmmm...you tell me
Your Bedtime: bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: if I'm missing it then it's not a memory anymore, but forgotten.
Pepsi or Coke: ginger ale
MacDonalds or Burger King: Corner Bistro
Single or Group Dates: ugh...dates.....
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: peanut butter
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAFFIENE!!!!!!!!
Do you Smoke: NEVER
Do you Swear: fuck no!!! no fuckin way....
Do you Sing: ummm..define "sing"
Do you Shower Daily: unless I'm camping
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there.. didn't take
Do you want to get Married: aw ma....you asking me that...AGAIN???
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: ugh, yes
Do you think you are Attractive: ...yes....
Are you a Health Freak: ummm...nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, they are three thousand miles away...
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, but not alone
Do you play an Instrument: define "play"
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: erp...ummm...I plea the fith.....hiccup
In the past month have you Smoked: nope...umm...oh wait... last night... hee hee
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ummm...oops...look up
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ugh... that again???!!! yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no no no no no no no no no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES
In the past month have you been Dumped: ummm...hmmmm, can I think about that?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: silly question
Ever been called a Tease: not seriously
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy,content,successful
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or soft brown
Favourite Hair Color: as long as they have some I'm pretty happy
Short or Long Hair: same as above
Height: 5'9" or better
Weight: not too big... not too skinny....
Best Clothing Style: one that looks good on him
Number of Drugs I have taken: today?????none
Number of CDs I own: ummm..one... two... three... four.... five.... six.....
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 6 and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets only lessons
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Your inner beast is a Lion. Your fierce side is shown gracefully.
~The Good~ You're Noble, Gracious, Knowledgeable, etc...
~The Bad~ You are sometimes Controlling, Aloof, Condescending, etc...
~People On Your Good Side~ Bask in a feeling of protection and privilege.
~People On Your Bad Side~ Receive the cold shoulder and perhaps a casual insult from time to time.
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I know... cheesy, but my Mom and Dad. And believe it or not... my sister. She never ceases to bewilder, aggrivate, and amaze me. Code ..
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The future of the evening, is in our handsAt the strike of midnight, hope you understandI gotta thing for you girl, that I'm not gonna hideIf it rains tomorrow, we can stay insideThe future of the eve...
Posted by "Dick'll make you slap somebody.." on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:57:00 PST

this was a bulletin sent by a friend of mine... I added the bit above the list. ....

nice guys, know that these are rare and wonderful gifts in a man that he can give to a woman. But when that woman is looking at him as the potential father of her children, when that woman is looking ...
Posted by "Dick'll make you slap somebody.." on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:27:00 PST

I just heard this song... it touched me.

Carole King - Anyone At All LyricsFunny how I feel more myself with youThan anybody else that I ever knewI hear in your voice, see it in your faceYou've become the memory I cant eraseRef.:You could ha...
Posted by "Dick'll make you slap somebody.." on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:02:00 PST

Friends....

One more thing... I want to extend this out to all of my very special friends... THANK YOU.I have learned something this year.... that the gift of friendship..above all other things, is the greatest g...
Posted by "Dick'll make you slap somebody.." on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:38:00 PST

Unconditional love... To Karen and Jonny.. CONGRATULATIONS

I just got home from my best friend's wedding (see new photo album) and I am feeling so blessed.  I know she is the one who got married... and I am loosing my hangout buddy... but I am gaining a ...
Posted by "Dick'll make you slap somebody.." on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:34:00 PST

on letting go

"Trying to prove how good we are, trying to prove we're good enough, trying to show someone how much he or she has hurt us, trying to show someone we're understanding, are warning signs that we my be ...
Posted by "Dick'll make you slap somebody.." on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:36:00 PST

You Wanted It-MoZella

God... I wish I was a song writer.. I would have written this. I used to write poetry... I wonder where that talent went? Mozella - You Wanted It LyricsSweet and low and to the pointyou always get yo...
Posted by "Dick'll make you slap somebody.." on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:44:00 PST

this is something I wrote a few years ago...wish I had reread it sooner...

What I have learned this past year...Category: Writing and PoetryI have learned that people may come in and out of your life, and you might miss them, but there was always a reason they touched your l...
Posted by "Dick'll make you slap somebody.." on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:12:00 PST

Aint it a Bitch???

Don't! Don't... don't you wish we tried?Do you feel what I feel inside?You know our love is stronger than pride... ohNo don't... don't let your anger growJust tell me what you need me to knowPlease ta...
Posted by "Dick'll make you slap somebody.." on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:19:00 PST

red head quotes

"A face without freckles is like a night without stars.""If you want trouble... find yourself a redhead.""You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair," said Anne reproachfully. "Peopl...
Posted by "Dick'll make you slap somebody.." on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST