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TUCKER

The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.

About Me

"Do It For Me Now"
The end of that part, of our favorite movie, Where the guy grabs the girl and gives her his hand, She says take me away from this torturous land...
"Please save this for me. I'll come back for you love, I promise to. Please save this for me... For until I return, my love will burn, and my heart will stay....."
TUCKER --
[noun]: 1)A hermit living in the big city. 2) A popculture vulture.
Getting to know me is easy. All you have to do is;

LISTEN:
Butch Walker, Queen, MCR, CheapTrick, Prince, & Loveline.
WATCH:
The Sarah Silverman Program, SNL, Thank You For Smoking.
READ:
Entertainment Weekly & Rolling Stone.
MEMORIZE:
Anchorman & The collected works of George Carlin.----------------------------------------------------- ---
I'm a musician. I play bass and I can sing. Kinda like Sting but, without the millions of dollars. And without the hot wife. And without the sixpack.
I once ate a piece of waxed-fruit.
I looove movies. Not just watching them but, also the movie making PROCESS. Directing, lighting, acting, audio, and editing.... I find that shit fascinating.
I despise Oprah Winfrey.
I truly love all forms of comedy. Stand-up, written, improv, & sketch. Bring it!
I saw a really hot pregnant lady once.
I haven't slept well in a year.
I love animals more than I love people.
I need to dance, you fucker. Don't you see it!?!
Even a CSI couldn't find one single germ in my bathroom.
I saw an amazingly beautiful woman getting on the F Train while I was stepping off, and we made a connection. The doors closed, & I walked away without closing the deal. I've looked for her every single day since then.
I hate mushrooms almost as much as I love animals.
Other interesting things about me: I hate sports, strippers, alchoholic beverages, porn, & musclecars but, I assure you, I am not gay.
...not that there's anything wrong with that.

My Interests

Bass Guitar& Backing Vox-

Film Production/Direction -

Sketch & standup comedy...

I'd like to meet:

If I could have dinner with any one person, dead or alive, I think....

I would choose.....

ALIVE.

Music:

I like well-produced songs with sharp hooks and deep pockets. ..

Movies:

THANK YOU FOR SMOKING-
"The Rural Juror"-
Almost Famous-
Boogie Nights-
Pulp Fiction-
The Hammer-
Contact-
Forrest Gump-
Wild Things-
Honky Grandma Be Trippin'-
School Of Rock-
The Idolmaker-
Xanadu-
This Is Spinal Tap-
Close Encounters...-
Blade-
Man On Fire-
Domino-
Defending Your Life-
Kill Bill-
Million Dollar Baby-
EdgeCodes-
Casino-
Requiem For A Dream-
The 300-
That Thing You Do!-
Jerry McGuire-
South Park: The Movie-
Wet Hot American Summer!-
Office Space-
The Ten-
Natural Born Killers-
Titanic-
Se7en
Anchorman-
Watership Down-
Borat-
True Romance-
Jesus Is Magic-
Juno-
Crash-
Thank You For Smoking-..

Television:

Saturday Night Live-
Robot Chicken-
Nip/Tuck-
30 Rock-
Stella-
The Sarah Silverman Program-
Human Giant-
Mr. Show-
Fastlane-
South Park-
Family Guy-
Futurama-
Jimmy Kimmel Live-
Planet Earth-
Flight Of The Conchords-
Prison Break-

Books:

LIVE FROM NEW YORK: THE HISTORY OF SNL by Tom Shales

The collected works of Kevin Grisham.

GASPING FOR AIRTIME: TWO YEARS IN THE TRENCHES AT SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE by Jay Mohr.

..

Heroes:

"Nick Naylor"

Mutt Lange-

Butch Walker-

Trey & Matt-

Dr. Drew & Adam Carolla-..

My Blog

George Carlin.

George Carlin died two days ago.I'm still upset.Nobody has been more of an influence to me than he was.  As a child, I fanatically watched his routines on HBO.  Amazingly... his material see...
Posted by TUCKER on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:25:00 PST

"Cobrastyle"

By ROBYN. Fuckin' A....
Posted by TUCKER on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:10:00 PST

JABBAWOCKEEZ

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1582476&vid=214562 ..MTVMusic VideosMTV ShowsEntertainment News...
Posted by TUCKER on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:56:00 PST

Heart quiz.

The Keys to Your HeartYou are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you’re told that you’re lov...
Posted by TUCKER on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:07:00 PST

I ran

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Posted by TUCKER on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:58:00 PST

Humans suck.

ROBOTS ROCK! ...
Posted by TUCKER on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:19:00 PST

All about me.

    My hobbies trampoline, table tennis, sitting on comfytobale chairs, disco dance and shoot American cow. I also like look on picture of America things example swimmingpools. I like s...
Posted by TUCKER on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:24:00 PST

Videos & clips

mg217 | ...
Posted by TUCKER on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:17:00 PST

REST IN PEACE....

I miss my dog.I only had him for a short while but, it was a turbulent time in my life and he was always there to give me unconditional love. That's what dogs do, right? And he was one of the best.H...
Posted by TUCKER on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:45:00 PST