Top ten under-rated things ever |
1) Taint-kicking: For those who dont know what this means its when you kick someone squarely in their taint. Little know fact about Chuck Norris: He once traveled back in...
Posted by Senor King on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:38:00 PST |
You can make a difference |
Please read this article and think on it. If we can agree that the people described within represent a kind of epitome or extreme of a particular group, I ask you to imagine the reciprocal group....
Posted by Senor King on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 07:35:00 PST |
A call to arms |
Hark! O nobel brethren. Heed my words and steal thyselves for the coming struggle. Too long has past since we hefted the bronze of our fathers. We have become blind to history by daily ...
Posted by Senor King on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:01:00 PST |
Good Lovin |
Ive wondered for a long time what it might feel like to have a red hot iron rod forcibly rammed into my anus. Then I reread my lease...It hurts sooo good.damnit
p.s. Car repairs = doub...
Posted by Senor King on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 12:33:00 PST |
Prince of lies |
You guys may not know this so Ill fill you in on a little secret. A petting zoo is nothing but a scam. The whole thing is one big set up. You'd think a place like that would be cool what with the...
Posted by Senor King on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:30:00 PST |
Baby Duck Hat |
I think a good product would be a "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap to the top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater till you find a mommy duck and her babies and you joi...
Posted by Senor King on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
