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About Me

My name is Marissa. I enjoy cats, italian food, weekends, central park, the Jersey Shore, Christmas, air conditioners, iced coffee, drugs, guns, and watercolors. I am an "actor" and a Personal Trainer. I live with 3 rad ass dudes and a cat named Bubbles in Harlem. I have no money and am constantly worried about being evicted and having to move back in with my parents. I am 26 years old and in a constant state of panic. I am obsessed with cats.Here are some pictures

Oh, and i'm really really pretty. See the picture below.OH, and here are some pictures from 500 years ago...

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My Interests

Bubbles ( new Bubbles and original Bubbles), learning to swim, trying not to go broke and have to move back in with my parentsRussia...that was pretty

I'd like to meet:

Jerry Springer and all of his guests. I beleive that his segment entitled "Mama's Sleepin' with my Man," is a poignent comment on 21st century American society. Anyone who disagrees is a stupid fuck head.

Music:

Texas Hold 'Em, and Booty music

Movies:

Reign Over Me, American Psycho, American Beauty, Angels in America,Fight Club, The Weatherman, Vanilla Sky, Garden State, Peices of April, Jerry Maguire, Sweet and Low Down, Almost Famous, High Fidelity, Truman Show, Groundhog Day, Tommy Boy, The Wedding Singer

Television:

Enterage, The Office, Greys Anatomy, Six feet under, Sopranos, Big Love, Deadwood, Blind Date
Your 80s Heartthrob Is
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Books:

Everything I Need To Know I Learned From My Cat, The Time Travelers Wife, Madame Bovary

Heroes:

all cats are my heroes. Mostly Bubbles though, because she took a walk in the park and looked like a beautiful little cow.

My Blog

hellish dream

It is 4:52am and I just sprung out of bed and into the kitchen. Cold sweats, tense aching mouth from clenching my teeth so hard. Bad friggin' dream. I don't remember all of it. Snip...
Posted by Mother of All Bubbles on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:04:00 PST

the thing about blogs

I mean the thing about blogs is this. I think to myself...."Man, I'd really like to write a blog about how ______ really make me feel ________. It makes me want to kill ________ and ...
Posted by Mother of All Bubbles on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:45:00 PST

Profile revamps

Made a few changes on the old profile. Give her an old looksy if you care to. Always and forever, The Mother of Every Bubbles Kity Ever Born In The World. (Marissa)...
Posted by Mother of All Bubbles on Wed, 31 May 2006 02:58:00 PST

A Sad Day for Marissa Wolf

I watched my roommates stare at me with the most pitied look I'd ever seen as I tossed all of my DVDs onto the living room floor. "Sin City? 2 dollars? I'll take a dollar fifty...
Posted by Mother of All Bubbles on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:58:00 PST

Apology letter. I

Dear President Bush, I'm not a very good blogger and I dont know what to do about it. I'm not a clever writer, nor do I have anything of inerest to share. Anything interesting I DO have t...
Posted by Mother of All Bubbles on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:08:00 PST

better son / daughter

Sometimes in the morning I am petrified and can't move Awake but cannot open my eyes And the weight is crushing down on my lungs I know I can't breathe And I hope someone will help me this time And yo...
Posted by Mother of All Bubbles on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 08:18:00 PST

six feet

six feet under is over. this can't be good.
Posted by Mother of All Bubbles on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 01:39:00 PST

suckfest

this is not a sexy blog about sucking things. its about how i suck at my job. really i do. how can i spend so much of my time at the same place doing the same thing and continue to fuck i...
Posted by Mother of All Bubbles on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 03:03:00 PST

HOME SWEET HOME!!! KILL ME!!!!

the first thing to reach my sweet ears this morning as a stepped onto the busy streets of harlem, nyc were "DAMN WHITE GIRL, YOU GOT A BIG ASS"........ cant wait to see what the rest of this glorious...
Posted by Mother of All Bubbles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All Clear

As of yesterday I am cancer free. Let the fun begin...
Posted by Mother of All Bubbles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST