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About Me

Greg came to us with a problem. "I can't seem to get women to like me," he told us. "I mean, they like me as a friend, bu when I try to make things more romantic, it never works out. I haven't had sex in over a year. What should I do?"

My Interests

Jersey yerP!!! Hip Hop till I die, dj till they bury me.I do weddings, bar mitzvahs and your moms.I'm fricken awesome.

I'd like to meet:

Very occasionally you may meet a woman with whom everything goes right, no matter what you do, but such occasions are rare. Romance rarely "just happens." Hope alone will not give you the relationships you want with women. Leaving it to chance will very likely cause you to end up alone. You've got to take continuous action.

Music:

MF do0m, RjD2, Madlib, stevie wonder, people under the stairs, The Last Dragon Soundtrack, Gang Starr, bleeh blah blaugh...anything but EVERYTHING...people who say they like everything but country should get shot in the face...with a country bullet

Movies:

paris hilton sex tape, pam and tommy lee sex tape, r kelly piss tape, michael jackson and his underage friends tape (nah chill with that homie.)CLASS ACT MOTHERBITCHES

Television:

[Adult Swim]

Books:

So You Want to Be a Pornstar; STD's and the Profound Effects on Your Social Life; What to Do When Genital Warts Knocks on YOUR Door; Tossing Your Own Salad for Dummies

Heroes:

my sister

My Blog

How many people call you Alvin? No one, right???

Maryland trip in 30 phrases: nuff guns... run that shit... truly yours...(adapted from bless you) faggonomitry/faggotry... "boil it, I'll eat it..." what the block? shut the block "flock blo...
Posted by turnstyle(dj) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

prejack like a muv

ok so i've been using a new word..."prejack" which means exactly what it says...sometimes you get overso0ped and you act purely on impulse...it often involves acting on something too soon because you'...
Posted by turnstyle(dj) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

drug test

ok so i got drug tested...three weeks later, i finally got the results...not a big deal, i wasn't sweating the results, but the three weeks without a second paycheck sucked my ass hair...oh yea i kind...
Posted by turnstyle(dj) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

There are 16,000,000,000 Asian People on Myspace.com

What's up with that??? I think if the american government wanted to round up all of the asian people in america, it could go on to this site and have us all in like 15 minutes...I think I just looked ...
Posted by turnstyle(dj) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST