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COLT 45 RADIO IS UP AND RUNNING. I WON'T BE DOING ANY VOICE BROADCASTING UNTIL I CAN AFFORD THE FUCKING EQUIPTMENT BUT I WILL, WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES ME, BE ABLE TO BROADCAST MUSIC. TO ACCESS THE STATION GO TO WWW.PIRATERADIONETWORK.COM SCROLL DOWN THE LIST OF STATIONS TIL YOU FIND STATIONS THAT PLAY SOUL/R&B, FIND COLT 45 RADIO IN THAT LIST, CLICK ON THE "WEBSTREAM" LINK TO THE RIGHT OF THE STATION NAME AND ENJOY. PLEASE NOTE- COLT 45 WILL ONLY SHOW UP IN THE SOUL/R&B SECTION AND WILL ONLY BE IN THE LIST OF STATIONS ON THAT SECTION WHEN I AM BROADCASTING.I AM NOT ABLE TO DO VOICE BROADCASTING YET BUT SOON I WILL AND THEN WE'LL HAVE A SHOW WHERE THE HONEYS COME ON AND WHERE I WILL ATTEMPT TO HAVE SOME PLAYBOY PLAYMATES, ADULT FILM STARS, AND YOU!!! AS CALL IN GUESTS.FOR YOU COLT 45 HISTORIANS- THE FIRST SONG EVER BROADCAST ON OUR STATION IS "STONE FREE" BY JIMI HENDRIX FROM THE CD "LIVE AT THE FILLMORE EAST." THE STATION IS LISTED AS SOUL/R&B BUT I'M BASICALLY GONNA PLAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU AND I WANT. PUT IN SOME REQUESTS WITH ME. COLT 45 RADIO- SOUL MUSIC WITH AN ATTITUDE. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS STATION WILL ONLY BE RUNNING WHEN I'M ABLE TO HAVE TIME TO RUN IT. SOON THO- I WILL BE HAVING A SHITLOAD OF TIME ON MY HANDS SO I WILL BROADCAST MORE FREQUENTLY THEN.WE HAVE OUR COLT 45 FAMILY, THE COLT 45 HONEYS, AND NOW OUR OWN RADIO STATION (STATION NAME- COLT 45) WE NOW KICK ASS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. I OWE IT ALL TO GOD AND YOU. WE HAVE A VERY UNIQUE MYSPACE EXPERIENCE. ONE NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERE ELSE. GOD LOVES YOU AND SO DO I.My philosophy can be summed up in 4 words- BE TRUE TO YOURSELF.

I am a what you see is what you get kind of guy. I couldn't be phony if my life depended on it. If you're the same way then you and I are gonna be great friends. If you have to put up a front I'll still be your friend but not a close as we could be if you would just be yourself. I AM NOT IMPRESSED BY BLING BLING, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LABELS ON YOUR CLOTHING. I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT WHAT KIND OF CAR YOU DRIVE, WHAT YOUR JOB IS, HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE IN THE BANK, HOW POPULAR YOU ARE, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS SUPERFICIAL. I CARE ONLY ABOUT YOU, THAT SOUL THAT RESIDES IN YOU. I WANT TO KNOW YOU AS A HUMAN BEING. Who am I? That's only fair to answer. I am honest about myself to a fault. I speak my mind. That often gets me into trouble. Once in awhile I send messages that I wish I could unsend before they're read. A great example of this is the Easter message I sent to my top friends. It was very misguided and contained things I should've kept to myself. I sent out apology messages- none were returned. I will give you the shirt off my back even if it makes me freeze. I am great at giving advice and terrible when it comes to following my own advice. There are times when I am the funnest dude to be around and there are times when I am the biggest pain in the ass you will ever know. I AM WORLD REKNOWNED FOR SENDING LONG MESSAGES. My biggest ambition is to have a good time no matter where I am or what I'm doing. I love all animals- especially cats. I am against the wearing of fur and against animal cruelty. I AM A LOVING AND COMPASSIONATE PERSON AND I STRIVE TO BE MORE LOVING AND COMPASSIONATE. I WILL NEVER JUDGE YOU. There are only two categories I place people in- GOOD PEOPLE and ASSHOLES. IT TAKES ALOT FOR ME TO PLACE YOU IN THE ASSHOLE CATEGORY. I believe that Jesus paid for my sins and I love our good Lord dearly, BUT I AM NOT A RELIGIOUS FANATIC. I AM JUST A REGULAR PERSON JUST LIKE YOU. MY BELIEFS DO NOT MAKE ME ANY BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE AND I DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO THE PHILOSOPHY THAT MY FAITH IS BETTER THAN YOURS. EVERYBODY HAS THEIR OWN SPIRITUAL JOUNEY TO TAKE. I EMBRACE PEOPLE OF ALL FAITHS AND EVEN EMBRACE THOSE WHO ARE ATHIESTS. MY TENT IS A BIG TENT AND I WELCOME EVERYONE EXCEPT RELIGIOUS FANATICS AND ASSHOLES. I hope this got you to know me better.

Marilyn Monroe was the first Playmate. This issue shown below is worth $5000.00. It doesn't have what month it is on it because Hef did not know whether or not there would be a second issue. That is how much of a chance he took. He made something he wasn't even sure would sell. Fortunately his instincts and hustling paid off. The public responded by making this issue fly off the shelves of the places that sold it.
Debra Jo FondrenTHE PLAYBOY MANSION IS LOCATED AT-10236 Charing Cross Road in Holmby Hills, Los Angeles, California. I have been told by people that know Hef that he is a very gentle, kind, and wise man. Make Hef your role model and forget about Donald Trump. Hef made his empire from scratch. The Donald was BORN rich. If I had kids I would be proud to have my child have Hugh Hefner as a role model. He sure is mine! Legend has it that Hef borrowed the money to start Playboy, back in the day- when people were not hip to open sexuality. The man took a real chance. Alot of people in very high places had a fucking fit when Playboy came along. Not only was Hef a risk-taker but he also was a hustler. Marilyn Monroe had posed nude for a calendar. Marilyn was famous but not quite a superstar yet. Hef became hip to the fact that those pics of Marilyn were out there and he found the photographer, paid $500 bucks for the rights to the pics, and made Marilyn Monroe the first Playmate- an empire was born. 500 BUCKS PEOPLE!!!! Hef was a quick thinker who took risks and hustled. I aspire to have even a percentage of that hustle. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND HIS APPRENTICES!!!! HEF HAS NO NEED FOR APPRENTICES- HE'S GOT THE VAST ARMY OF PLAYMATES BACKIN' HIS ASS! Oh yeah, another fact I found out tonight. The Playboy Mansion was bought for 1.5 million dollars in 1970 and IS NOW WORTH 500 MILLION DOLLARS!!! THE FUCKING HOUSE ALONE. Donald Trump may be into real estate but I challenge his ass to make an investment that makes anywhere near that kind of profit. FUCK DONALD TRUMP- GO WITH HEF! Ya need more evidence- HEF IS 81 AND HAS 3, COUNT 'EM 3 GIRLFRIENDS (THE THREE LOVELY YOUNG LADIES AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE). YOU THINK THAT'S BADD?? HE USED TO HAVE 7!!! DONALD TRUMP, GO FUCK YOURSELF. HEF IS THE MAN!!!!! I hear from the people that know him that Hef treats the ladies with class and in general treats people with class. He's a classy guy!
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I AM PROUD TO SHARE WITH YOU COLT 45'S HONEY OF THE MONTH MISS JUNE 2007

LAYLA
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/ OFFICIALLAYLASPACEI already know what you're thinking-
LAYLA IS FUCKING HOT!!! HARD ON anyone to disagree.I love Layla's dirty mind. You could pretty much write her about anything.NOTICE- LAYLA IS A PROFESSIONAL MODEL. ANYONE INTERESTED IN BOOKING HER FOR PHOTOS MESSAGE ME. I AM LAYLA'S MANAGER.Message Layla! Put in friend requests
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MEET OUR COLT 45 HONEY OF THE MONTH MISS MAY 2007 AMBER LYNN http://www.myspace.com/amber_lynn_like_whoaa
Try to keep it nice. I know the Colt 45 Family is full of horndogs (both male and female) but I don't wanna have to go on another talent search after just 2 days, like the last one. Message Amber, Put In Friends Requests, Maybe even share a thought or two. Keep it fun fo sho, but remember she's a lady. PLUS SHE HAS A VERY SCARY FRIEND WHO WRITES BACK TO PEOPLE WHO AREN'T NICE. Other than that- Enjoy.div align=centerALL THINGS PLAYBOY and watching my favorite adult video stars Christy, Ginger Lynn, Kylie Ireland and Christal Rose, Check her out! Look at her superbad photo and click on the banner to see her great page!

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Chillin' out with my homies. A shout out to my boy Matt! Walter- Share that blunt with me, my man! Anna, shake that thang! Cary, you are a soulful brother. We gonna hook up. Darth Vader and me hang out, drinkin' Colt 45, and plottin' a new Death Star.

I'd like to meet:

People who drink Colt 45, Wild Irish Rose, Mad Dog 20/20, AND LOVE PLAYBOY!!!! LADIES, THAT MEANS YOU TOO. PLAYBOY IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY LIFESTYLE. ..

THE PERSON I WANT MOST TO MEET IS JESUS. CHECK HIM OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW HIM. RELIGIOUS FANATICS CLAIM JESUS DON'T EXIST WHERE I COME FROM. THAT'S NOT TRUE. JESUS IS ALIVE AND KICKIN' IN COLT 45'S UNIVERSE. DON'T LET THE RELIGIOUS FANATICS FOOL YOU. CHRIST HAS ROOM FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE. ALL WILL BE WELCOMED AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION RUN BY JESUS IN HEAVEN. IT WILL BE AN EVERLASTING PARTY AND I WANT TO SEE ALL OF YOU THERE. AFTER JESUS, I'D LIKE TO MEET HEF. AFTER HEF, I'D LIKE TO MEET DEBRA JO FONDREN. AFTER DJ, I'D LIKE TO MEET PAM ANDERSON. I ALSO WANT TO MEET OR AT LEAST BE MYSPACE FRIENDS WITH EACH AND EVERY PLAYBOY PLAYMATE ON MYSPACE. IF IT WERE POSSIBLE I'D LIKE TO MEET ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTES TO PLAYBOY- PHOTOGRAPHERS, WRITERS, ARTISTS, SHIT.. RIGHT ON DOWN TO THE DUDES WORKING THE PRINTING PRESSES THAT PRINT MY BELOVED MAGAZINE. I THINK IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL TO MEET DARTH VADER. I MEAN THAT. I want to also meet others, male and female, that lead the good lifestyle. NO PLAYERS OR PHONIES PLEASE!!! KEEP THE BULLSHIT AT HOME!!! I WANT MY PAGE TO BE THE COOLEST PARTY ON MYSPACE AND EVERYONE, EXCEPT THE ASSHOLES OF THIS WORLD AND MYSPACE FAKES ARE INVITED. I'd also like to meet Chuck Brown and Angry Black Tom and my homie Cary, who I have come to love and respect. I also would love to meet YOU!!!!!I would also like to meet Billy Dee Williams for publicly supporting the beverage for which I was named. Nothing beats a cold Colt 45.

My Friend Space
I have Lots of friends.

Michelle

Christal Rose

Debra Jo Fondren

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Playboy Magazine

Pamela Anderson

Sara

Kimberly Holland

Kendra

Holly Madison

Bridget Marquardt

Teri Weigel

Buffy Tyler

Julie McCullough

Hef

Victoria

Olivia

Tailor James

Stacy Fuson

Brande Roderick

Bree

Irresistible Me

Stringer

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Jen

James Brown Godfather of Soul

Bridget

Jedi Master Cary H.

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Anna

Wendy

Will

Randy West Award Winning Actor

Kylie Ireland

Inari Vachs

Jenna Jameson

Ginger Lynn

Christy

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Music:

Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, Snoop Dogg, Eminem,Jemson Green, Marvin Gaye, Prince, James Brown, and Rick James, Bitch! Chuck Brown. and any other band I listen to while I trip.

Movies:

Any Cheech and Chong movie is cool with me. I laughed my ass off watching Borat. The Godfather is a cool movie. I also like anything with Jenna Jameson in it. I love porn. Can't get enough! Star Wars! I can't forget Star Wars! My homeboy Darth Vader stars in that shit. He says he does it to pay the bills. He can't fuckin' believe his own son destroyed 2 fuckin' Death Stars! Damn. Now he gotta start all over again. img src="http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s309/20proof/Darthan dCookie.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image

Television:

Playboy TV. I watch that shit practically 24/7! 420- it's Fox's new version of 24. It's all about Jack Bauer trying to score some weed, drankin', and trying to get laid all in a 24 hour period. Check it out! I also like to watch Law and Order. Sometimes I root for the bad guys to win!!!! I LOVE THE UNDERDOG!!!! Star Trek- The classic ones with Captain Kirk being a badass, who hit on even alien women. Kirk was an equal opportunity sex fiend! I also like Miami Vice. It may look old now but back in the day Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas were two bad-ass motherfuckers! Anything with Pam Anderson in it I watch.

Books:

PLAYBOY MAGAZINE, I would like to read Hef's biography. LIGHTS, CAMERA, SEX! BY MY FRIEND CHRISTY CANYON. SHE'S IN MY TOP FRIENDS. IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT HOW TO GET THE BOOK CONTACT HER. I must admit that I'm lazy when it comes to reading. I LOOK AT PLAYBOY FOR THE PICTURES!!! BRIDGET IS BADDD!!!! SHE IS A CLASSY YOUNG LADY WHO I PREDICT WILL MAKE A NAME FOR HERSELF.

Heroes:

MY BIGGEST HEROES ARE JESUS, FOR LOVING ME AS I AM, MRS. COLT 45 FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY ASS, AND HEF- THE BADDEST LIVING MAN ON THE PLANET.
CHRISTAL ROSE, SHE ROCKS MY WORLD. CLICK ON HER BANNER AT THE TOP OF MY PAGE!!! ref="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank" COLONEL SANDERS, ONE PIMP ASS MOTHERFUCKER! I LOVE YOUR CHICKEN!
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DEBRA JO FONDREN- MY FIRST PLAYMATE AND VERY GOOD FRIEND. SHE'S ONE OF THE NICEST AND CLASSIEST LADIES I KNOW.HUGH HEFNER, THE INSPIRATION FOR THE COLT 45 LIFESTYLE!!! I am proud to include the award winning actor- RANDY WEST. KEEP 'EM COMING!!! My homegirl Anna,Angry Black Tom! Snoop Dogg! and of course my homies Matt, Walter, Strango, James Brown, Redd Foxx, Rick James. Dr. Dre and Eminem, Darth Vader,Dr. Dre, Jenna Jameson, Carmen Electra, any women who are secure about their sexuality and don't get bent out of shape cos a man looks at them. Every woman who has ever posed for Playboy, All the members of the Colt 45 family, Eminem, Cheech and Chong, Willie Nelson- He said weed saved his life! I also look up to anyone who can finish a bottle of Wild Irish Rose or dranks Long Island Iced Tea or Colt 45 40 ounce in one sitting. My homies in the feline community and anybody who is true to themselves and likes to feel good. Pornstars! I almost forgot to mention Porn Stars! I love your work! Anna, you're my hero too! Thanks for that card you sent. You saved my life! It feels great that you hang with me 24/7 in spirit. Keeps me going. Cary, you're my hero too! I'm makin' that U2 underground mixtape as we speak. Bad MF, Pride in the house, New Years day Hangover remix, One Bad MF, Vertigo Bitch, Beautiful f'n Day, Still Haven't Found What I'm Lookin' fo bitch, 12 inch remix of Where The Streets Have No Fuckin' Name featuring Myspace Addict Tom and Snoop Dogg. I'm releasing it underground. ! Christal Rose is a hero for her work in the entertainment industry. Christal ALWAYS keeps it real and is a very classy lady. Bridget is also a hero cos she does a mean Britney Spears impersonation and SHE HAS ALL HER HAIR. Dr. William Rosson is my hero for taking patients for free if they can't afford to pay him and treating them with the same dignity and compassion as paying patients. Camedreo Brown is also a hero for helping the hungry and homeless. You just don't find that kind of caring (unless there's money involved) these days.

My Blog

God Loves You And So Do I

To my Colt 45 family and friends, It's been awhile.  I've been thru Hell.  Sorry it's been so long.  I am just putting a quick entry in here real quick because everyone I know is going ...
Posted by Colt 45 on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:00:00 PST

A TRUE HERO

DR. WILLIAM ROSSON- A TRUE HERO William D. Rosson, 83, a New Carrollton primary care physician who was still making house calls, died after a heart attack Aug. 19 at the University of Virginia Hospi...
Posted by Colt 45 on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:28:00 PST

Catching Shit

To my Colt 45 family and friends, Since I'm in the dogghouse I figured I'd come on and share something I thought was funny.  I was at the drugstore and this dude is shouting at the top of hi...
Posted by Colt 45 on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:27:00 PST

Senators, Sex, and the Toilet

To my Colt 45 family members and friends, There is just TOO MUCH shit to write about these days!  I mean there is shit going down out there in this world today that just doesn't make any fucking ...
Posted by Colt 45 on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:41:00 PST

What The Fuck Is Up With The Chinese?

To my Colt 45 family members and friends, I turn on my news last night and find that once again something from China is recalled.  They also ran a story about this Korean couple who had visited C...
Posted by Colt 45 on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:01:00 PST

Colt 45’s Food Review

To my Colt 45 family and friends, I usually do not play the role of food critic but I felt like it tonight so fuck it, here is my shot at it.  I might help you people I love avoid eating some nas...
Posted by Colt 45 on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:37:00 PST

Come Back Home

To my Colt 45 family and friends, DAMN THAT 45 OUNCER IN MY PIC WOULD GO DOWN SMOOTH RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!!  Unfortunately, the stores are now closed for the night.  Tough shit for me until tom...
Posted by Colt 45 on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:37:00 PST

Everyone Goes Thru Shit

To my Colt 45 family members and friends and good peoples the world over, Yes.  It's a fact.  I've been missing in action for awhile.  NO I WAS NOT INCARCERATED!!!!!!  I just had ...
Posted by Colt 45 on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:48:00 PST

US CITIZENS ARE POLITICAL PRISONERS

To my Colt 45 family, I know it's been awhile.  I've had alot of personal shit going on.  I have a serious message today.  The US government is using the "war on drugs" as a reason to ...
Posted by Colt 45 on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 06:52:00 PST

FUCK FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!!!

To my Colt 45 family, friends, and horny, partyloving motherfuckers worldwide, FUCK ALL THIS FRIDAY THE 13TH BULLSHIT. THIS DAY DON'T MEAN SHIT TO ME. Listen to the Stevie Wonder song "Superstition."&...
Posted by Colt 45 on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:07:00 PST