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About Me

Well, it goes like this:
Fez Garcia (Fernando Joaquin Guzman, Jr.), has a father named Fernando Guzman, Sr., and a mother named Kyle Ramirez-Fry.
Taylor Thomas Evans-Rice has a father named George Rice and a mother named Tomala Evans-Rice.
Andrew McIver and Simon Chandler Elkins have a father named Daniel Elkins and a mother named Anne Elkins.
Each mother and father pair to the respective son performed the act of sexual intercourse many years ago. (Twice in Andrew and Simon's case.)
The result:
Fez was born on Friday, August 13th, 1985.
Taylor, along with his twin sister Emily, was born on July 2nd, 1984.
Andrew was born on September 13th, 1986.
Simon was born on January 31st, 1988.
This is how we came to be.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/1/2005
Band Members: Andy Elkins - (Guitars, Vocals) "In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. However, no one can ever see and recognize him.... so its pretty lame."

Taylor Rice - (lead Guitars, Vocals)

Suzi Outlaw - (Bass)

Krist Novoselic - (Bass)

Ryan Ellison - (Bass)

Fez Garcia - (Percussion, Drums) Has actually time traveled. Traveled to the year 1912 to romance a beautiful actress he had previously seen a picture of in an old hotel lobby. After a night of passion, he returned to the present, still thinking of her to this day.

Record Label: Din Records, Glory City Inc., AFHQ Studios
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

This fucking website.

Seriously, Myspace brings more anger out of me than it does anything else. I can't do a single fucking thing on this site due to some "technical error" or another. In this case, post shows. We must no...
Posted by Fissure Mystic on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:28:00 PST

For the second time ever...new songs

Here's more backstory on more crap: Biology - recorded at the Helmet Room in Denver, fall '05. Part of a full-length almost one and a half years in the making and still not finished. We'll probably br...
Posted by Fissure Mystic on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:29:00 PST

For the first time ever...new songs.

Here's a little backstory on some of the crap we've recorded awhile back but may be new to you- Never is Now - recorded at the Helmet Room in Denver, fall '05. I don't think a single one of us kn...
Posted by Fissure Mystic on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:02:00 PST

Westword CD review by Tom Murphy

Our first real write up can be found in this week's Westword. And, really, the important thing about it is not where it can be found, but who wrote it. Tom Murphy has become quite a good friend o...
Posted by Fissure Mystic on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:43:00 PST

From Fisher to Fissure to Fisher to Fissure.

So, we're going back to Fissure Mystic for the second time, making this the third name change all together, not counting the time we were Fischer Mystic for five minutes. And this is it, so help me Go...
Posted by Fissure Mystic on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:26:00 PST

Fez and Simon in Lake George - Day 9

Sunday, July 3 - Simon has disappeared. He asked me, "Wanna play a game," took a meat cleaver from the shelf, and then ran off into the woods. That was last night. Today I tried to start ...
Posted by Fissure Mystic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fez and Simon in Lake George - Day 7

Friday, July 1 - So, I'm weirding out here. Nothing but drug taking and endless droning music being played has ensued this week. It's taking it's toll. We have no one in our solitary conf...
Posted by Fissure Mystic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fez and Simon in Lake George - Day 4

Tuesday, June 28 - So, a friend of my mother's had a friend who needed house sitting for 10 days, and I most whole-heartedly accepted. Problem was that it was all the way out here i...
Posted by Fissure Mystic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

12:58 am and chalk-full of Pepsi.

So I wonder who invented the neon light.....seisures and stuff.....if cacti is plural for cactus, then Jesi must be plural for Jesus.....how many Jesi must it take for people to flush the fucking toil...
Posted by Fissure Mystic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST