I'm a cold heartbreaker fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two...
snark, my inflated ego, my burning rage, Britney Spears, West Ham United, mocking people, getting down and boogieing, karaoke, pirates, monkeys, pirate monkeys, the color pink, roller derby, NY Rangers
nobody.
on that note, please know that I don't give a fuck about your band. if I like you, I'll find you; otherwise, keep your friend requests to yourself because all I do when I get them is take a listen to your shitty music and then mock you with my friends.
Tom Waits, Pogues, Britney Spears, Guns 'n' Roses, Stiff Little Fingers, Reverend Horton Heat, Motley Crue, Buddy Holly, Dead Milkmen, Swingin' Utters, Cockney Rejects, Johnny Cash, XTC, Bobby Darin, The Ramones, Patsy Cline, Outkast, T. Rex, Sick of It All, Klasse Kriminale, INXS, The Waterboys, Led Zeppelin, The Who
Princess Bride, Boondock Saints, The Fifth Element, The Professional, Last Unicorn, Pitch Black, Drop Dead Gorgeous, LOTR trilogy, Die Hard trilogy, Independence Day, Lilo & Stitch, Evil Dead trilogy, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The 13th Warrior, The Rundown, Dude Where's My Car?, Jacob's Ladder, Mystery Men, Shaun of the Dead, Con Air, 10 Things I Hate About You
ACE OF CAKES!, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Daily Show, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, The Simpsons, Kids in the Hall, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Ren and Stimpy, Mr Bean, Battlestar Galactica (the original series, thank you very much) , Arrested Development, Supernatural, Lost, Firefly, Heroes, Dexter, Ugly Betty
The Last Unicorn, Harry Potter, Imajica, Jamaica Inn, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, Black Beauty, The Prydain Chronicles, Flowers for Algernon, Of Mice and Men, The Once and Future King, Watership Down
Ian McKellan for his awe-inspiring snark and fabulousness. Bruce Campbell for his chin. Remus J. Lupin because he's everybody's favorite gay uncle who does smack.