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mary: official Ikea Hacker.

Human beings must never be used as means to an end, but only as ends in themselves.

About Me

i'm sort of into pain. I BELIEVE IN GOD. wikipedia. salt. olive oil. diet stewart's rootbeer. sandalwood anything. veggie delights from subway. yoga breathing. smart boys with dark hair and nice eyes, preferably side burns, with odd an preference for apple products and an undeniable propensity toward sassy redheads.

My Interests

roller derby. school. food. treadmills.

I'd like to meet:

I LOVE JOHNNY WEIR. LOVE LOVE LOVE. HE WILL MARRY ME. LOVE LOVE LOVE. KISSES KISSES KISSES KISSES.such a man. shoop - shoop - a - doop. ONE WORD: SKATE-GASM.

Music:

i only like bonnie prince. (my favorite hipster quote EVER.)

Movies:

election. y tu mama, tambien. legally blonde. LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. napoleon dynamite.

Television:

MTV's True Life. (I am a Staten Island Girl, I am on vacation, I am on a diet... it just keeps getting better and better.) The Hills. (My much needed dose of stupid.)

Books:

I read hella bunch.

Heroes:

lezly, the skate guru. my grandparents.

My Blog

let's go....

and listen to radiohead and cry together.
Posted by cologny diblondo on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:04:00 PST

Notary Public

I am a notary public for the State of New York. I can notarize your shit if you need me to. Word.
Posted by cologny diblondo on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST