of course i know who dr. doom is.... |
You are Dr. DoomDr. Doom 75%Lex Luthor 72%The Joker 64%Magneto 58%Mr. Freeze 57%Mystique 54%Apocalypse 53%Poison Ivy 49%Dark Phoenix 47%Kingpin 46%Catwoman 46%Venom 44%Juggernaut 38%Riddler 36%Green G...
Posted by Mathlete on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:49:00 PST |
half-eaten cockroach |
this morning was going so well; i took a shower, i had time to put on some makeup, i was even about to head out the door a few minutes early (if by early i mean less than 10 minutes late to work). the...
Posted by Mathlete on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:47:00 PST |
taxes, fuck yeah |
A Heartfelt Haiku to the IRS:i took accountingin college, so why does thismake me want to kill?why not just file thiscd-rom up your asses.fuck you, irs.
Posted by Mathlete on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST |
buy a goddamn shovel, baltimore. |
Wintry Mix: A Haiku for Baltimorerelax, citizens.the snow will not destroy you,and it's not that cold.p.s. this is the lamest winter ever.
Posted by Mathlete on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST |
who knew... |
Find your own pose! Toboggan Traits and Tendencies Tobogganeers are always one step in front of their peers; they're first to buy a house, first to microdermabrate, first to spend more than a thousan...
Posted by Mathlete on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST |
holy shit. |
the rental car is totaled.scariest night of my life. cory and i are so lucky we're ok. i can't close my eyes without that awful moment of impact and the spinning and the screaming and the whole feelin...
Posted by Mathlete on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:27:00 PST |
did you know? |
i bought the world's worst computer game!anyone want my Classic Game Trio?it has over 640* games!you too could enjoy classics like canasta**, euchre***, go fish**** and many many forms of solitaire***...
Posted by Mathlete on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:49:00 PST |
i want a cigarette |
i am playing canasta on yahoo even though i am at work.
here is a picture of a fruit canasta:
here is a canasta toss:
...
Posted by Mathlete on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:42:00 PST |
i don't know why i'm doing this |
1)How old do you wish you were? 192) Where were you when 9/11 happened?in class in italy3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?ask a worker politely to get my snackycake out4) Do you...
Posted by Mathlete on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:28:00 PST |
faded stateside glamour |
i am moving to baltimore in less than 12 hours.i am terrified.i am excited.i am still not packed.
Posted by Mathlete on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:08:00 PST |
