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Mary Smith!

Kittens, puppies, and more!

About Me

I have a really bad memory, and I'm constantly late.style="position:absolute; left:0px; top: 0px;" border="0"

My Interests

Sherpas, rollerskating, giving hugs, receiving hugs, not going to school, parties, boys, drinking milk, unicorns, sweet confusion, pleasured hands, gambling and making stupid bets in general, stupid human tricks, drawing pretty pictures, flipflops, trampolines, Yankees, Tamara de Lempicka, explodingdog.com, frolicking like mermaids at late nite swim parties, speaking broken english with my moms, watching tv with my pops, buying shit for my sis, & writing love letters in the sand

I'd like to meet:

Henri!

Music:

The Zombies, The Stones, B&S, BJM, SLF, CCR, DKM, Oxymoron, Bobby Darin, Louis Prima, Jacques Dutronc, Creation, T. Rex, Long Live Death, and power ballads

Movies:

The Jerk, Wet Hot American Summer, Princess Diaries, Billy Elliot, The Life Aquatic

Television:

CNN, Jeopardy, Ellen

Books:

The Illiad, The 4th Dimension

Heroes:

Suze Orman, & Shelley Duncan

My Blog

Just in case....

Just in case anyone wants to surprise me with something and send it to the bakery....ebay...
Posted by Mary Smith! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:35:00 PST

Some people should never be allowed to use a bluescreen

Seriously, David Hasselhoff, what is wrong with you?...
Posted by Mary Smith! on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:38:00 PST

Neil Diamond

He's playing this summer as well, anyone want to go see him with me? START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --> What Neil Diamond Song Are You?Forever In Blue JeansClick Here to Take This QuizBrought to...
Posted by Mary Smith! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Battle cry

What Is Your Battle Cry?Sprinting amidst the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Mary! And she gives an ominous roar:"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall avenge my ancesto...
Posted by Mary Smith! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Does anyone actually find Robin Williams funny?

Seriously, he's not.
Posted by Mary Smith! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cnfusoing? Not Rlaley.

Aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae....
Posted by Mary Smith! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm from your anus

You Are From Uranus You shine with brilliant creativity, and you're more than a little eccentric. You love everything unusual and shocking. You're one far-out chick or dude. Anything unco...
Posted by Mary Smith! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boston Terriers are my Fav!

You Are a Boston Terrier Puppy Aggressive, wild, and rambunctious. Deep down, you're just a cuddle monster. What Breed of Puppy Are You? ...
Posted by Mary Smith! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kool-reans

It's all too true You Know You're Korean When.... You have a container full of Kim-Chee in your fridge right now. You or your parents start singing when drunk. Your parents are sho...
Posted by Mary Smith! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me in a nutshell

Sun in Leo, Moon in Cancer You were born with the Sun in Leo and the Moon in Cancer. Inwardly you are a proud, commanding, powerful, self-assured, and strong-willed individual. You were born with...
Posted by Mary Smith! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST