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Evan

About Me


My name is Evagelos Marios Georgiades. Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

I have the same birthday as Mr. T

As a Gemini-Taurus cusp, I have many different personalities, and not all of them get along.

My father was a hotshot photographer at a reputable Toronto daily newspaper. He met my mother on the premise of taking her photograph for an upcoming magazine article. I am here today because they believed the withdrawal method was the most reliable form of birth control available to them.

I'm a filmmaker. My first feature film was Luscious (a.k.a. Vivid)--a sex comedy starring Kari Wuhrer and Stephen Shellen .

My next picture was Two or Three Words -- a romantic comedy featuring David Sutcliffe of Gilmore Girls.

I followed that up with my first full-length documentary, Making Time Square , featuring David Julian Hirsh of Naked Josh.

Most recently, I directed episodes of a reality series called "The Family Restaurant"

I am also a writer, photographer, poet, musician, and new media artist. When called upon, I also twirl a pretty mean baton.

I aspire to be a legend in my own mind. And while I'm at it, yours too.

I consider "2001: A Space Odyssey" to be mankind's highest achievement.

I believe that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face.

I don't believe anything "they" tell me. Or, at least, that's what I want "you" to believe.

I'm trying real hard to love myself. But I'll be damned if condoms don't spoil the mood.

Like Pinocchio, I am in the process of becoming real. But in the meantime, I'll never leave you waiting for wood.

My favorite colors are Black and White.

I believe that life is a bed of roses.

I believe there is a Great Gig in the Sky. I only hope they'll let me hang out on the other side of the red velvet rope when I get there.

My Interests

Film / Electronic Music / Alien Intelligence / Sexual Magic / UFO's / Mythology / Psychology / Conspiracy Theories / Organic Food / Teacher Plants / Philosophy / Spiritual Mysticism / Alternative Medicine / Sipping Tequilas

I'd like to meet:

The Wizard

Music:

The Doors / The Beatles / Iron Maiden / Ritchie Hawtin / Photek / Leonard Cohen / Frank Zappa / Pink Floyd / Glenn Gould / Motorhead / James Brown / The Who / Krishna Das / Aretha Franklin / Steve Vai / Nirvana / Angelo Badalamenti / Etta James / Stevie Ray Vaughan / Ennio Morricone / The Phantom Limb

Movies:

2001: A Space Odyssey / Blue Velvet / Goodfellas / Apocalypse Now / A Woman under the Influence / It's a Wonderful Life / Psycho / Two or Three Words / 21-87 / Glengarry Glen Ross / The Graduate / Network / Jesus Christ Superstar / Making Time Square / Fun with Dick and Jane (1977) / Sunset Boulevard / One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest / Rosemary's Baby / Scarface / Easy Rider / The Taking of Pelham One Two Three / Jaws / Pulp Fiction / All That Jazz / Do the Right Thing / JFK / Zabriskie Point / Contempt / Fargo / Jules and Jim / Heathers / Holy Mountain / The One and Only / Nostalghia / The Suspended Stride of the Stork / Beverly Hills Cop / Terminator II / Rio Bravo / Dirty Harry / Steamboat Bill, Jr. / The Wild Bunch / One Giant Leap / Commando / Bowling for Columbine / The Searchers / Cable Guy / Limelight / The Adjuster / Back to School / Short Cuts / Crimes and Misdemeanors / The Unforgiven / Scanners / Evil Dead II / How the Grinch Stole Christmas / Dangerous Game / Fight Club / South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut / The Devil's Advocate /

Television:

Get Smart / Happy Days / The Flintstones / The Munsters / The Honeymooners / The Dick Van Dyke Show / Hilarious House of Frightenstein / Twilight Zone / Monty Python's Flying Circus / Twin Peaks / Larry Sanders / House / Entourage

Books:

Brave new world / Heart of Darkness / The Catcher in the Rye / The Prophet / Lolita / The Road Less Traveled / The Fountainhead / Steppenwolf / Journey to the East / The Power of Now / Dubliners / Journey to Ixtlan / The Doors of Perception / King Lear