Pillaging, Plundering, Drinking Excessively, Ingesting mind-altering drugs, Watching old porn, Romance, Laughter, Holding Hands, LongWalksOnTheBeach, Moonlit Serenades, Pretending I have more money than I really do, Playing AirGuitar at inappropriate times, Pretending I know about cars, Pretending I know about sports, Pretending I care that somebody knows a lot about cars and/or sports, TalkinThaTalk, WalkinThaWalk, Sometimes trippin, But often Highsteppin over all y'all fools, Playin Games, Playin MindGames, Playin SexGames, Showin all y'all SuckaPerpatratas the back o'this hand, Spittin on fools who use phrases like SuckaPerpatrata without a hint of irony
I'd like to meet:
I like badass femmy girly women, with a pinch of butch, who know how to turn the Safety off. SlinkyBusty, PsuperPsexy, knife-fightin' SweetyPies. Classy on the outside with a touch of Trashy on the inside (or is it the other way around?). A debaucherous, pin-up reprobate who thorougly enjoys the lusty advances of WolfishDevils. An unchaste maiden who prefers the lascivious gluttony of a hapless Brute who wants nothing more than to worship your DivineGoddessness!
I also like Godless Liberals, as well as Fools, Pills, Cards, and Characters. Bring it!
Music:
Electric Six, Von Iva, The Gossip, The Resistaleros, The Carpenter's (and anyone who covers them), Neil Diamond, Wesley Willis (Chicago represent!), M.I.A, Bob Log III (Boob Scotch, Yo!), Tom Waits, Elliot Smith, Roger Collins, The Eagles of Death Metal, Queens of the Stone Age, Crash Worship, Reverend Horton Heat, Neutral Milk Hotel, Rube Wadell, Coachwhips, Experimental Dental School, New Pornographers, Morphine, FatBoySlim, The Coup, Prince, OutKast, Dead Prez, Too Short, Tool, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Pegboy, Fugazi, Neurosis, Mike Patten, Fantomas, The Melvins, Hemophiliac, John Zorn
Movies:
Blade Runner, Faster PussyCat Kill! Kill!, Bubba Ho-Tep, Shakes the Clown, Memento, The Following, Cool Hand Luke, King of Comedy, Bad Santa, Happiness, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Being John Malkovich, Pootytang, American Psycho, Airplane, Caddyshack, Blues Brothers, Animal House, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Evil Dead 2, anything with William Shatner in it (cuz he fuckin' RULES!), Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I Spit on Your Grave!, Dead/Alive, Heavy Metal, anything by David Lynch
Books:
Biomimicry, Jorge Luis Borges, Eduardo Galleano, The Flounder, McMaster-Carr, Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation, 1000 Years of NonLinear History, 1000 Plateaus: Capitalism and Schizophrenia, 100 Years of Solitude, The Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison (it has nothing to do at all with the goddamn movie!), Satanic Verses, Lolita, Naked Lunch, Infinite Jest, Geek Love, Beyond Good and Evil, Geneology of Morals, Mutter Museum and various other books on medical oddities..., The Prince, Capital, Wealth of Nations, Toward an Anthropological Theory of Value, Fragments of an Anarchist Anthropology
Heroes:
Bruce Campbell, William Shatner, Dita Von Tease, Monica Lewinski, Martha Stewart, Arty Binewski, Humbert Humbert
