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RED NECK - the glorius absence of sofistication...

About Me

I like motorcycles, muscle cars, and chruch stuff. I like long walks on the beach and looking at the stars. Im a carpenter painter by trade, but I love my job as a youth pastor. Church is a big part of who i am.

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My Interests

Dallas Cowboys, rodeo, shootin, fourweelin and all other kinds of redneck games...........knight rider, sort of
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I'd like to meet:

Id really like to meet a nice Christian girl that is up for having lots of fun. preferably someone who likes rids on motorcycles, camping, fishing hunting, and all that good out doors stuff. someone who is down to earth but shoots for the stars. someone i can sit and talk with for hours or go out and have a great nite on the town. someone who likes to dance to country and would dance in the in the cool summer rain. someone who will lie down and just look at the stars. I want to meet my best friend for life. if this sounds like you hit me up. i would love to get to know you.

Music:

im mainly like country, but i also like ska, hardcore, regee, and other stuff like that. NO RAP CRAP though.

Television:

simpsons, south park, family guy, monster garage, occ, american hot rod, cooking with erma (not really), tool time

Books:

ummm....what do you do with those things.

Heroes:

Jesus, jesse james, indian larry (RIP), Arlen Ness,I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people carrying flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder!!!AMEN!

My Blog

PLEASE KEEP ME IN YOUR PRAYERS, BIG INTERVIEW THIS WEEKEND

Hey everyone, I want yall to keep me in your thoughts and prayers this weekend if you would please. On Saturday I will be flying to Big Spring Texas to interview for a full time Youth Pastor position...
Posted by duct tape on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:14:00 PST

this really makes my blood boil! but some great words from a great president as well at the end

I know this may be somewhat controversial and piss some of you off, but this is how I feel to. Illigial aliens are just that Illegial. I dont care if they are Mexican or OTM's, its just...
Posted by duct tape on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:43:00 PST

I Want to Check you for Ticks...awesome song

Brad Paisley Ticks Lyrics Every time you take a sipIn this smoky atmosphereYou press that bottle to your lipsAnd I wish I was your beerIn the small there of your backYour jeans are playing peekabooI'...
Posted by duct tape on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:49:00 PST

new years thoughts and reflections

well this new years was good...for the most part. the party i went to i felt kinda outa place, it was fun for sure though. but bein out of place i spent alot of time thinkin about the year that i was ...
Posted by duct tape on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST

Life the goods and the bads

well here we go another rant comin your way. well over all i guess things are goin good for me. i have a great job now but its a slow month and im not sure that im gonna meet my quota any more. the mo...
Posted by duct tape on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 05:23:00 PST

my life is complete

so yeah....I am totally stoked now. i finally, after 10 years of devoted fanism got to see MxPx. And i met them twice. I am so happy. and of course they played the two best songs ever at warped tour.....
Posted by duct tape on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST