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Jackee

Like a Tiger in a cage I can never see the sun img src=http://tygartales.homestead.com/scan0062.jpg

About Me


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My name is Jackee. They call me Tygar
100% Italian * Single*
Vegetarian *poet* cool chic*
do-gooder * complete goofball

why am I single? The following joke is all to real to me:

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his girlfriend dressed in a very Sexynightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."So he tied her up and went golfing.

SEXY is an inside job

In a nutshell I have strong family ties, great friends, a silly kitty, my own home, reliable transportation, and very little baggage. Just a carry on. I am straight forward and uncomplicated. Nice to meet you!
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My Interests




Favorite Gadget:
the Instant message block feature :)~

Favorite Place: my tub with vanilla bubble bath

COMEDY make me laugh dammit!

I love Mitch Fatel, Lisa Lampanelli, Brian Regan, Chris Porter (should have one LCS), Adam Ferrara, Conan Obrien, Alonzo Bodden & Rich Voss to name a few

my website!
www.tygarjy.com

Theres a hell of a lot more to me than just pictures.
ENTER WEBSITE BY CLICKING ON TIGER

Fav things::

* sushi
*the ungetable get
*self confidence
*sunshine
*the scent of vanilla
*paws
*passionate kisses
*cookie dough ice-cream
*dancing till dawn
*Friday @ 5:01 PM
*laughing till my stomach hurts

I'd like to meet:

I ALREADY DID :)
ME AND MITCH FATEL!!!!! STRESS FACTORY

next I want a piece of THE ROCK

WOULD DIE TO SEE KEANE LIVE!

Music:


XM Radio 20on20, Lucy & Flight, Radio Head, Keane!!!, Cheap Trick, The Ramones, Pychadelic Furs, Sublime, Jay Z, The Strokes, D.M.B.,Amy Weinhouse,Regina Spektor, System of a Down, sex pistols, The Flaming Lips, Tyrese, Janet Miss Jackson, John Mayer, Shakira, Lemonheads, Pink, Lili Allen, Ludacris, Outkast, Tori Amos ..

Movies:

Say Anything, Le Femme Nakita (yes with subtitles) not that Bridget Fonda remake crap, Crash, Raising Arizona, A Clockwork Orange,Pulp Fiction, Super Size Me, Little Miss Sunshine and Anything with Nic Cage & the Rock does not hurt :)

You start out depressed, everything turns out to be a pleasant surprise. (SAY ANYTHING)

Television:

I watch very little TV. But when I do I turn on:
The Office, Project Runway, 2 and a half men, CSI SVU, smallville, Iron Chef, The Soup, The L word, Sopranos, That 70's show

LOL FUNNY! MY FAVORITE VIDEO. EVOLUTION OF DANCE (hit stop on my music before watching any videos)

Books:

Losers, Creeps, Jerks, and Weirdos: by Cynthia P. Cerny
It was funny & surprisingly informative. Unfortunately it was also relatable. It did get me through 48 hours of jury duty though :)

great clip of the rock on madtv

Heroes:


your questions answered
have you ever been in love?: I am now. With my DKNY jeans
What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? distance, amazing sex & more distance
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: I prefer chalk so I can erase a few years.
Living arrangements? me, my condo & sammy the cat
what is under your bed?: ummm some batteries..OK a shoebox full u got me.
Religion? : I believe in Karma. with that said I am in for a great year. who is coming along for the ride!
Nicknames? : Tygar, wasabi, and Yo Shorty wats good!
what song describes you?: Rope Burn by Janet Jackson
Been in a car accident?: no but i caused a few
What is the last thing you said out loud? I drank your poison because you told me it was wine.
Does time really heal all wounds: no I prefer the kitchen knife myself
Have you ever saved someone or been saved? Saved my X by not backing up car back over him.
Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true: U kidden me? my reality is way better than my dreams.
Get anything good in the mail recently? oh yeah, speeding ticket, ER bill and mortgage. great stuff. keep it coming!
Do you get offended easily? what the fuck is that question about!!!! shit!
If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be: X
Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail?: my brother...shit thats what i was supposed to do this afternoon
If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration?
Snoop
Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?
NO! I always sign
If you came with a warning label, what would it say? Caution! Contents hot
Kisses, Tygar
Some of my silly videos
bloopers, deleted scenes & lol out takes
WHAT I HAVE LEARNED THIS YEAR
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Best of 2006 clips! Thanks to my Subscribers :)
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MY FUNNY VALENTINE
My Typical Morning
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JUST A GIRL
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BREATHE ME
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YEAH BABY YEAH
YOU asked for it again!
..THERES PLENTY MORE WHERE THESE CAME FROM
CLICK HERE FOR THE REST OF MY YOU TUBE VIDEOS!
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My Blog

bikinis, kitty kats & booty shaking Oh MY!

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Posted by Jackee on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:35:00 PST

DUH! bloopers, deleted scenes and oops

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Posted by Jackee on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:05:00 PST

my fad diet turned dangerous! updated

OK for anyone looking to lose weight with miracles read on... for anyone looking to lose weight with hard work and dedication read on... for anyone who knows someone who is not happy with their curren...
Posted by Jackee on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:06:00 PST

been tagged: 10 quirky things about you

what up dudes and chicas! I got tagged and here's what I am supposed to do... I am supposed to list 10 random/quirky things about myself in a blog and then tag 10 people and have them do the same........
Posted by Jackee on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:36:00 PST

Internet dating sites

I have a friend who is recently divorced looking to get back out there and date. as her ONLY single friend she comes to me for advice on the dreaded Internet dating. I had a 3 month subscription awhil...
Posted by Jackee on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:01:00 PST

Obey me

OBEY ME! Come on over theres no time to waste, Feening is what you will be once you get a lil taste. In your shoes you will be trembling, Long after I dismiss you you will be remembering. You will ...
Posted by Jackee on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST

So what

SO WHAT So what if I don't answer the phone, leave me alone! Maybe I'll eventually open my mail, Just to throw in garbage pail. Maybe I'll open window for fresh air, or leave room dark and...
Posted by Jackee on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:18:00 PST

why?

WHY OH WHY Why get our hopes up, just to get let down? Why smile, when eventually we'll frown? Why be happy, just to end up sad? Why argue, just to end up mad? Why enjoy a sunny day, when tom...
Posted by Jackee on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST

What I want

WHAT I WANT I want to be a mystery, yet be known I want to be together, yet alone Is it too much to ask, To be famous yet unknown? To be a wanderer, yet have a home? My insecurity makes me s...
Posted by Jackee on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST