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Killer Muffin Photography. (Computer's stolen.

Reach for the skies, dirty muffin.

About Me


My name is Jordan and I'd like to take your picture.
If you'd like to do business with me, I will let you in on more.
I LIVE for music.
I love to go to concerts, so have me take pictures of yours.
If you have more questions, don't hesitate to ask me at all. Message me on here and I should give you a reply as soon as I can.
BANDS COMING TO OR IN DC AREA:
If your band would like to get pictures taken, I do live and promo shots, anything else I will happily do as well.
Sadly, things like these come with a price, but all I ask in return:
- If you are to publish the pictures, you MUST include a full name credit and if possible, a link back to my page.
- If you can pay, pick a price (range is $5-15 per picture, promo shots are $20-35 per picture).
- If you can't, free merch would be awesome with me as well. ^.^
- Also, if you could do a word-of-mouth or promote about my photography, that would be pretty swell too.
*As an added touch, I will bake muffins for you and the band to munch on for only $0.75/per muffin ($9.00 a dozen). Please specify what kind of muffin in the message.*
So if you are interested, PLEASE message me here or email me at [email protected] and we'll sort out the details.
Contact me on AIM! = WTF ima Rocker
ATTENTION: If you are planning to use my pictures on your page, you must link back or give credit. I'm sorry I'm not being a bitch but you must give me credit and maybe a link back to my page, that is fair isn't it? =]
Oh muffin goddess, I love you. SHOOT MY BAND!
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Contact EMAIL:

[email protected]

MESSENGERS:

AIM - WTF ima Rocker.
MSN - [email protected]

I'd like to meet:

More bands.

Music:

Music.
“Weird Al” Yankovic.
AC/DC.
Aerosmith.
AFI.
Aiden.
Alice Cooper.
All-American Rejects.
Arcade Fire.
Art Brut.
AS I LAY DYING.
Bat For Lashes.
Bayside.
Beach Boys.
Beastie Boys.
Beatles.
Beck.
Billy Idol.
Black Sabbath.
Bloodhound Gang.
Bread.
Bring Me the Horizon.
Candlebox.
Chicago.
Chiodos.
Cold.
Cradle Of Filth.
David Bowie.
Death Cab for Cutie.
Denison Witmer.
Dimmu Borgir.
Donovan.
Drop Dead, Gorgeous.
East Village Opera Company.
Elton John.
Eminem.
Fall Out Boy.
Flogging Molly.
Frank Sinatra.
Franz Ferdinand.
Georgia Gibbs.
Green Day.
Guns N’ Roses.
Hawthorne Heights.
Heart.
Horrors.
Jack Johnson.
James Blunt.
James Taylor.
JET.
Jimi Hendrix.
John Lennon.
Johnny Cash.
KoRn.
Led Zeppelin.
Linkin Park.
Lola Ray.
Marcy Playground.
Marilyn Manson.
Mudvayne.
My Chemical Romance.
Neil Young.
Offspring.
Nirvana.
Perfect Union.
Pink Floyd.
Playradioplay!
Pulp.
Radiohead.
Queens of the Stone Age.
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Rob Zombie.
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT.
Sex Pistols.
Silent Civilian.
Silverstein.
Slipknot.
Sneaky Thieves.
Sublime.
Supertramp.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN.
Tears For Fears.
Tenacious D.
The Bravery.
The Cure.
The Drugstore Cowboys.
The Doors.
The Killers.
The Kinks.
The Used.
The Who.
The Zombies.
Tom Jones.
Tool.
U2.
UMBRELLAS.
Van Halen.
Voltaire.
Weezer.
Bands.Bands I've Shot For:
- As I Lay Dying.
- Bella Morte. (6/7)
- Drop Dead, Gorgeous.
- Drugstore Cowboys.
- Perfect Union.
- Umbrellas.
- Sneaky Thieves.
- Struan Shields.
- Oh No Not Stereo. (TBA)
- There For Tomorrow.
- This Time It's War. (5/18)
- Tolerance for Tragedy. (5/3)
- Voltaire. (6/7)
Bands I've Shot:

- All that Remains.
- Gregory and the Hawk.
- Haste the Day.
- Lola Ray.
- The Zombies.

Movies:

50 First Dates.
A Clockwork Orange.
A Hard Day’s Night.
Anchorman.
Anger Management.
Billy Madison.
Clerks II.
Clerks.
Eight Crazy Nights.
GONE WITH THE WIND.
Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
Monty Python’s Life Of Brian.
Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life.
Moulin Rouge.
Mystic River.
Naked Gun Trilogy.
Party Monster.
Pink Floyd: The Wall.
Reservoir Dogs.
Road To Perdition.
School Of Rock.
Sin City.
SLC Punk.
True Lies.
UHF.
Yellow Submarine.

Television:

Blackadder.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.
Family Guy.
Futurama.
Invader Zim.
Law And Order.
Mind Of Mencia.
Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
Ren & Stimpy.
Two and a Half Men.

Books:

Dante's Inferno.
Go Ask Alice.
Lolita.
I Chong: Meditations From the Joint.
Misc. Beatles Books.
Misc. John Lennon Books.

Heroes:

Anybody who helps me get to where I want to be.

My Blog

Fuck that.

So there was originally a blog about me constructing a street team. Instead I am in the process of designing a t-shirt with my friend, Alex. I have the idea and he's drawing it up as soon as he's not ...
Posted by Killer Muffin Photography. (Computer's stolen. on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:14:00 PST

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I've noticed I'm in an immense flood of stress. Stress coming from my love life.Stress coming from my band.Stress coming from my photography business.Stress coming from my family.Stress coming from my...
Posted by Killer Muffin Photography. (Computer's stolen. on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:43:00 PST