YAMS / THE GRUNGECAKE CRISIS: LA RELEASE 07/05

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GRUNGECAKE MIX ONE BY SHANIA D
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my name is YAMS and some of us may never meet. we will only be online 'friends' and that is fine with me. gifts arent meant to be cheap. im refraining from shopping for the rest of the year and its HARD. i feel weird with clothes on. my boyfriend is a sound designer+. excessive commenter. im bad ass, he co-signed. i buy music. weird right? i learn something new everyday. i own krylon, canvas, guache and staedtler. i am a DOOM girl— even-though he no longer accepts my comments (laughs but the shit is NOT giggle-worthy). i like to help people but do not cross thee fucking line. DOOM is my audio fetish that i repeatedly dry hump. id hump his face with the mask on but, ONLY in slow motion. im the same way for LIL KIM. stop posing already, damm! he loves me. my friend, jacob is one dope ass artist everything! every chance i get, i watch cartoons and sing along to them with my baby nephews. i helped put the [adult swim] exhibit in chelsea together with kaos blac. i am polite. ima bigamist. i hope thats clear, now. i am not for sale. a DESIGNER.
i am trilingual— spanish, english & ebonics (but we wont count the fucked up french, yoruba & japanese that i speak) i have the most gorgeous friends ever. ever noticed 90 percent of friends list are some gorgeous fucks? im tall. 5'11". i am middle eastern/liberian. pro-black, if you will. liberal. political. obsessed with human anatomy. if anything appears different, just means you never really knew me. where thee hell is ERIC from CANARY CLOTHING? i miss him. he taught me alot. i love young-g. i enjoy eco-friendly designs and clothing. i have a thing for mannequins. their boobs have gotten BIGGER— or is it just me? that is the action(s) of the present-ungrateful nation. beware cause i can see them flooding your future soon— thats from one of my poems. a known-sweetheart. i keep kept a journal. they call me baby aretha. i support underground music and struggling artists. poet. homosapiens— i have yet to understand them. afro punk parties are the shittt. ODB is my favourite of all time. we had the same birthday. photography is dope. i am a fan of eric fischers, sir williams, mars and chars photography— eventhough, i no longer speak to these people. i am magnetic. a gallery goonie. i enjoy the hair and voices of amy winehouse & pete doherty. i miss my grampas. lawren is my sidekick and the head stylist of my company. obey the fucking law, shes a devil dammed threat! i dream. i make shit happen. new thing for kaleidoscopes? ¡si! i once played the stepmother role. he is a cute kid. a critic. part-time pimp. artist. tv . music buffoon. a fucking comedian! wayyy too friendly. random apparently. manager. indecisive. decisive. got my own steez. moodswinger. scorpio. fruit basket. homie. from Queens, New York.
IAMTHESHITWITHOUTTHEFLIES. moloko is my baby! rusty spoken word performer. lover. DOOM groupie. mindless self indulgence fanatic. a meanie. always ashy. creative director. an aunt. more than likely, the profile music was created by one of my friends or my boyfriend. i happen to be good at science and math. hate them both. i love uk men and boys. fleshy. ballin . chases no one, bare that in mind. 80 s. 90s. messages . diamonds . poor. i almost bought a nintendo ds. kate moss=ovulating art— PLEASE DO NOT USE MY LINES WITHOUT PERMISSION. IT WOULD JUST BE "UNCOOL" OF YOU. highly motivated. lazy. terrorizing. i want a ghetto blaster just because. video games. i have a crush on this guy. i told him. no one REALLY knows me. likes to sketch. she hates me. i do what i want. lives to kill egos. highly OFFENSIVE, so i have heard. i am a CELEBRATED FOE— got about 5-6 bitches on my dick. you all know what the hands are like. im lying, its about 12 of them now.
an inspiration. vivid. tolerance . i read dictionaries. colourful. a sister. i have a new love for brazilian cuisine. spelling bee champ. an ex-girlfriend. chivalry is alive. raekwon should have more RESPECT & RECOGNITION in the music business than he does. i love california and californians. id court your bitch and make her make waffles for me in the morning. lackawanna blues™ made me BITCH up. i am seriously considering film school. phone numbers change, perpetually. i love electronics. veggie-head. sushi. soy milk. HASSAAN MACKEY is the brother i NEVER had. tofu & raisins. vegan cookies are 8$.
sn is stalkyams. no chil'rensz. i am a horrible godmother. basmati rice is awesome when shania makes that shit. i attract rappers. first class flights are the shitttttt. potty mouth. lady-like . such a fucking lady. i have a fucking career, woohoo! an entreprenuer on the rise, i swear and i NEVER swear. you should seriously take heed and notes. chilito is my best friend. i am highly opinionated. painter. i love myspace. it helped me find your BROKE ass. viola was my first wife. DWEEB. GrungeCake. One Word. Two Syllables. Two Capital Letters. melvin van peebles is the fucking truth. stencil artist. i have an apple fetish. magazine hoe. stepford said, i am an elite bia; so fuck you! i love stepford. i am taken for granted, often. i dance like a jerk. C-RAYZ WALZ=my BIG BROTHER. you should see my tone wop. its meannnn. rotfl. i walk it outtttt too. waffle house ™. i own 3 flat irons and a crimper yet, my hair is nappy 99 percent of the time. im gonna travel the fucking world. i loooove ikea. i love my friends and family. i miss mindy & mookie choo alot! they hate me. i love it. time to lick your face. if you dont like it, delete your existence.