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About Me

I went to Farm and Fleet the other day. I walked out of there with a 35 pound dumbell, a boomerang, and a bag of beef jerky. The dumbell is still in my car, and I lost the boomerang on the second throw. Beef jerkey seldom disappoints. Also, whenever accused of Kung-fu fighting, I say that everyone was. I don't believe vitamens really have an expiration date, and i'm slowly building up an immunity to iocane powder.

My Interests

Trying to figure out how to make it to Munich for Oktoberfest 08, and learning how to make a better bloody mary.

I'd like to meet:

Dave Berry and Gary Larson at Oktoberfest.

Music:

It's the coolest

Movies:

Yeah, I own it.

Television:

What a piece of work is a Television, how noble in reason, how infinite in shows, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god!

Books:

reading is plebian

Heroes:

The guy that tasered the "Don't taser me, bro." guy.

My Blog

I'm sick of being ugly

Didn't the Ewoks plan on eating Luke and Han until C-3PO pretended he was a god? Nobody talks about THAT now do they, and why? because they are cute? We live in a fucked up world fol...
Posted by Sigmund on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:24:00 PST

I'm a lazy American

I just decided to check out if anyone I knew from High School was on Myspace. I needed to provide information for 3 catagories. 1) name of High School 2) country 3) state or province I stopped a...
Posted by Sigmund on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

I prefer oranges

We have all been present at discussions (or arguments) in which one of the combatants attempts to clarify or strengthen a point by comparing the subject at hand with another item or situation more fam...
Posted by Sigmund on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:12:00 PST