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Yeti

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About Me

I am the legendary wild man of the Himalayas. I am heavily built, apelike, hairy, and malodorous. I often communicate by grunts, cries, or whistles.
Although I used to be a ferocious fighter, I am much more docile these days. I spend most of my time watching TV, eating large quantities of food, and chortling to myself.

My Interests

Slamming doors.
Starting drama.
Grunting.
Chortling.
Fish.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will listening to my inane chatter.

My Blog

Time to choke a bitch

Yeti vs. Juggernaut: Steel Cage Challange - Who Will Win????   Long story, short- that half-retarded bitch-child Juggernaut challanged me to a steel cage match....
Posted by Yeti on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:48:00 PST

It's been a long fucking time

Yea, its been a long time since i been around these parts... let me rap at you for a bit. A couple weeks ago, i was minding my own business, dicking around online. So there i was, watching some donkey...
Posted by Yeti on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:35:00 PST

Ask a yeti, week 1

So last week I asked if you guys had any questions you wanted answered.  Turns out that you are a bunch of sick fucks.  Among the questions I got:   Do yetis trim their pubic hair to im...
Posted by Yeti on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:04:00 PST

This is the kinda bullshit i'm talking about...

Tuesday, June 20, 2006Yeti hair auction In 1960, Sir Edmund Hillary and Wild Kingdom's Marlin Perkins set off on a World Book-sponsored expedition in search of the Yeti. The pair found a purported Yet...
Posted by Yeti on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:42:00 PST

Listen up.

Alright fuckers, listen up.  Recently, there have been a few of you that have been questioning my authenticity.  Apparently, Nessie has been starting some shit by saying that I don't ...
Posted by Yeti on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:43:00 PST

What's a yeti to do?

H&J Fishing Supplies can suck my ice-cock. As you may or may not know, I have worked at J&J Fishing Supplies for the past 4 months, doing shit work.  This morning, they dicked me over for...
Posted by Yeti on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:18:00 PST

Yeti-smash

Alright, so Sean was bitching me out because i never gave him a shout out before  (this whole blog thing was his idea and i didn't give him proper credit).  So, go check out Sean's myspace ...
Posted by Yeti on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:16:00 PST

Blog

Someone told me that i should keep a blog and update it describing all of my yeti adventures.  In theory, this sounds pretty cool, except that i am really lame and don't do much.  Oh well, i...
Posted by Yeti on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:57:00 PST